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This page was created out of spite of [[User:ThisDud3|Mitchell Park]]. | This page was created out of spite of [[User:ThisDud3|Mitchell Park]]. | ||
==Dinner Dances== | == Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad == | ||
[[File:Screenshot 2025-07-14 123933.png|thumb|264x264px|Taken from 2025 Achilles Run crashing.]] | |||
Alyssa was the D(r)um(b) Majur(k) from 2T5-2T6, inducted alongside Mitchell Park as Bnad Leedur. | |||
===Dinner Dances=== | |||
[[File:Bread.jpg|thumb|279x279px|Swiss Chalet Bread Rolls from Dinner Dance]] | [[File:Bread.jpg|thumb|279x279px|Swiss Chalet Bread Rolls from Dinner Dance]] | ||
Alyssa is well known for putting in the most diabolically wretched dinner dance orders from Swiss Chalet, such as 10 rolls, 7 butters, and a garlic bread. She is also well known for using her hard hat as a pocket, containing such items as 7 butters from Swiss Chalet. Onlookers describe this behaviour as "impressive but distressing". | Alyssa is well known for putting in the most diabolically wretched dinner dance orders from Swiss Chalet, such as 10 rolls, 7 butters, and a garlic bread. She is also well known for using her hard hat as a pocket, containing such items as 7 butters from Swiss Chalet. Onlookers describe this behaviour as "impressive but distressing". | ||
== Demolishing 40 Beers == | === Demolishing 40 Beers === | ||
During the 2T5 F!rosh Week, Alyssa, Mitchell Park, and LC Rankin took on the challenge of demolishing 40 beers over the span of one week. While Mitchell and LC dropped out and gave up, Alyssa defeated all odds and demolished all 40 beers in one week. | During the 2T5 F!rosh Week, Alyssa, Mitchell Park, and LC Rankin took on the challenge of demolishing 40 beers over the span of one week. While Mitchell and LC dropped out and gave up, Alyssa defeated all odds and demolished all 40 beers in one week. | ||
== | === Broken Foot === | ||
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Alyssa | [[File:Alyssa-santa-claus.jpg|thumb|Alyssa being pushed in the shopping cart after breaking her foot the night before. ]] | ||
At a bar night in November 2025, Alyssa (assumably hammered) tackled former T-Bog Captain Amelie Smithson, who promptly collapsed under her. Amelie was unharmed, but Alyssa broke her foot and had to be taken to Mount Sinai Hospital, making her the second Bnad Leedur that year to be put in the Blue Zone for a self-inflicted foot-related injury (the first being Mitchell Park, who dropped the EngSoc 140 sword on his toe). Having been in the ER until 3am the night before, Alyssa heroically completed the Santa Claus Parade the very next day, being pushed the entire route in an LCBO shopping cart by Tyler DeLaBarre. | |||
== Engineering Society == | == Engineering Society == | ||
Latest revision as of 10:35, 24 November 2025
| Alyssa Tiw | |
|---|---|
| Discipline | Mech |
| Year | 2T7 |
| Notable Positions | |
| Drumb Majur 2T6 | |
| Archivist 2T5 | |
| Board of Directors At-Large Representative 2T5-2T6 | |
This page was created out of spite of Mitchell Park.
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad[edit | edit source]
Alyssa was the D(r)um(b) Majur(k) from 2T5-2T6, inducted alongside Mitchell Park as Bnad Leedur.
Dinner Dances[edit | edit source]
Alyssa is well known for putting in the most diabolically wretched dinner dance orders from Swiss Chalet, such as 10 rolls, 7 butters, and a garlic bread. She is also well known for using her hard hat as a pocket, containing such items as 7 butters from Swiss Chalet. Onlookers describe this behaviour as "impressive but distressing".
Demolishing 40 Beers[edit | edit source]
During the 2T5 F!rosh Week, Alyssa, Mitchell Park, and LC Rankin took on the challenge of demolishing 40 beers over the span of one week. While Mitchell and LC dropped out and gave up, Alyssa defeated all odds and demolished all 40 beers in one week.
Broken Foot[edit | edit source]
At a bar night in November 2025, Alyssa (assumably hammered) tackled former T-Bog Captain Amelie Smithson, who promptly collapsed under her. Amelie was unharmed, but Alyssa broke her foot and had to be taken to Mount Sinai Hospital, making her the second Bnad Leedur that year to be put in the Blue Zone for a self-inflicted foot-related injury (the first being Mitchell Park, who dropped the EngSoc 140 sword on his toe). Having been in the ER until 3am the night before, Alyssa heroically completed the Santa Claus Parade the very next day, being pushed the entire route in an LCBO shopping cart by Tyler DeLaBarre.
Engineering Society[edit | edit source]
Archives Project Directorship[edit | edit source]
Alyssa served as the Archivist for the 2T5-2T6 school year. She suceeded Ben Gloade, who revived the project directorship after the previous Archivist got recalled...
Board of Directors[edit | edit source]
She also was a part of the 2T5-2T6 Board of Directors as an At-Large Representative.
Blue & Gold Committee[edit | edit source]
During the 2T4-2T5 year, Alyssa was one of three Build Executives under Vincent Bourdé and Ethan Chen. She contributed greatly to Tools 101, designing and building a mini-golf course in the pit. She is attributed for the "why would you put turf on the first hole, this makes it so hard to move the ball" discourse and takes no criticism for it.
She also contributed to building the pirate ship Pride Float and added a painting of Barry B. Benson as a silent protest to the decision to not choose Bee as the Pride theme that year.
For 2T5 Godiva Week, she organized and ran Godiva's Crown alongside Ella Thompson. Shout out LC Rankin!
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She takes no fault for Tools 102. She doesn't know electronics.
F!rosh Week[edit | edit source]
2T3-2T4[edit | edit source]
She was a frosh in Beta!
2T4-2T5[edit | edit source]
Alyssa served as a Loremaster Subcom Co-chair. This was the only year Loremaster was ever a subcom and held this position alongside Mila Markovski, Sean Huang, and Ben Gloade. The role was meant to act as "F!rosh week archivists" and help pass on f!rosh week and Skule history to the frosh. Unfortunately, the only thing the loremasters accomplished that year was making sick ass cloaks to wear around and making patches known as "the Oremaster 5" patches.
2T5-2T6[edit | edit source]
During 2T5-2T6 F!rosh week, Alyssa was an Internal Events Subcom Co-Chair alongside LC Rankin. They planned and ran the general meetings, subcom training meetings, OComm socials, run-through day, and purple sunday!
Poker Club[edit | edit source]
Less well known, Alyssa was a Co-President to the University of Toronto Poker Club in 2T3-2T5.
The Dark Ages...[edit | edit source]
From 2T2-2T3, Alyssa was an Artsci in Innis College. She was originally in Life Sciences studying Chemistry.
| Engineering Society | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by Ben Gloade |
Archivist 2T5 |
Succeeded by ? |
| Preceded by Rebecca Ing, among others |
Board of Directors At-Large Representative 2T5-2T6 |
Succeeded by ? |
| Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad | ||
| Preceded by Tyler DeLaBarre |
Drum Majur 2T5 With: Mitchell Park |
Succeeded by ? |