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 To “Toike a door” is to craftily prop it open such that all your friends may pass through it at any hour. The most skilled Toikers are able to achieve such a feat using only one leaf of print, ideally the cover and back. In doing so, the cunning Engineer displays Skills of:
 * Ingenuity, in using Minimal Materials to Fulfill their Task
-* Communication, in Marking the Toiked door from afar with the Distinctive back page
+* Communication, in Marking the Toiked door from afar with the Distinctive cover
-* Efficiency, in Maximizing ink per dollar with a Saturated back page
+* Community, in Allowing all to Enter the Halls where they are
+In past years, the tradition of "Toiking" was become a popular use of the Toike Oike newspaper. It was a form of "involuntary make-up application", where the back page of an issue of the Toike is rubbed vigorously against the face of a person. The back page always contains content printed almost entirely with black ink (covering the entire page) so that upon completing the action described, the person being Toiked is left with black ink residue all over their face. However, this look is not a source of shame, and many students who have been Toiked choose to proudly wear this new look for at least some time before heading to a bathroom to scrub the ink off.
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