LGMB Rant: Difference between revisions

TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,

Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…

Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,

Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,

Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,  

Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,

Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.

Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,

CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,

Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,

Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…

UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!