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As if singing during F!rosh Week wasn't enough, John and Henry (Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6 - 0T7) came up with another two songs (and this time they used Jordan Silverman as their backup), which they then sang for the Mr. Blue & Gold audience (2007) while the judges were off deliberating... this is the first of the two (sung to the tune of 'Just The Two Of Us'): <br /><br />We saw the singing and the dance<br />And obsession with the pants<br />But now the magical night is done<br />The judges, they go to decide<br />In which contestant theu confide<br />One of these guys, will have won<br /><br />'''CHORUS:'''<br />Mr. Blue & Gold!<br />They will drop their pants on cue!<br />Mr. Blue & Gold, Mr. Blue & Gold<br />Mr. Blue & Gold<br />Which will it be? Tell me who!<br />Mr. Blue & Gold, maybe you!<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />We see that Owen's hat was big<br />And he still smells like a pig<br />But of his act, we were fond<br />The cards, they flew through the air<br />What a wizard, with that flair<br />But he wouldn't show Jess his wand<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />Ted tried hard but came up short<br />Although he is a pretty good sport<br />If he wants to win, he must go big<br />And since it seems that he likes Grease<br />Maybe next year then at least<br />He will run as the Greased Pig<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />Frosted flakes are really great<br />And everybody here got laid<br />To his act, we say "hurrah"<br />Aramark brought the tiger in,<br />We bet he drank a lot of gin,<br />Why was he wearing a bra?<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />Saving damsels in distress,<br />Batman manages to undress<br />For superheroes that is the norm<br />The old show was really lame<br />And Mark's act was much the same<br />But he beat calculus with porn<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />We have three steps here for Dave,<br />Maybe his act, they could save<br />One find some original shit<br />Two please don't look like hell,<br />Three don't steal from SNL,<br />And that's the way you do it!<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />The rugby team was pretty cool,<br />And they play real hard for Skule<br />But hit the showers, you guys reek<br />It's the same act every year<br />Maybe show a little effort here?<br />At least you guys know the days of the week<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />We're pleased to see a F!rosh try out<br />Everyone give him a shout<br />Although he is sure to lose<br />But how will he cope with his rage?<br />Since he is not yet of age<br />To drown his sorrows in booze.<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />We thought the wannabes were good<br />But maybe Thomas' act should<br />Include some small amount of skill<br />We know he tried, tried real hard<br />But he is a tun of lard<br />If we don't tell him, who will?<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />And now as we come to a close,<br />Who should win? Nobody knows<br />Although our song keeps going on<br />'''John:'''<br />But if you want next year to rule<br />And to bring glory to Skule,<br />Mr. Blue & Gold should be Henry and John!<br /><br />''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7''<br />''Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''