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The judging panel usually consists of seven judges - six engineering students (which must include exactly one F!rosh) and the reigning Mr. Blue & Gold (who is the head judge). The judges are generally chosen by the organizers of the event, and are decided by their (humourous) responses to a series of questions. The judging panel used to be comprised of six female engineering students, who were chosen by Mr. Blue and Gold.

==Past Mr. Blue & Golds==

 

As if singing during F!rosh Week wasn't enough, John and Henry came up with another two songs (and this time they used Jordan Silverman as their backup), which they then sung for the Mr. Blue & Gold audience (2007) while the judges were off deliberating... this is the first of the two (sung to the tune of 'Just The Two Of Us'): <br /><br />We saw the singing and the dance<br />And obsession with the pants<br />But now the magical night is done<br />The judges, they go to decide<br />In which contestant theu confide<br />One of these guys, will have won<br /><br />'''CHORUS:'''<br />Mr. Blue & Gold!<br />They will drop their pants on cue!<br />Mr. Blue & Gold, Mr. Blue & Gold<br />Mr. Blue & Gold<br />Which will it be? Tell me who!<br />Mr. Blue & Gold, maybe you!<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />We see that Owen's hat was big<br />And he still smells like a pig<br />But of his act, we were fond<br />The cards, they flew through the air<br />What a wizard, with that flair<br />But he wouldn't show Jess his wand<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />Ted tried hard but came up short<br />Although he is a pretty good sport<br />If he wants to win, he must go big<br />And since it seems that he likes Grease<br />Maybe next year then at least<br />He will run as the Greased Pig<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />Frosted flakes are really great<br />And everybody here got laid<br />To his act, we say "hurrah"<br />Aramark brought the tiger in,<br />We bet he drank a lot of gin,<br />Why was he wearing a bra?<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />Saving damsels in distress,<br />Batman manages to undress<br />For superheroes that is the norm<br />The old show was really lame<br />And Mark's act was much the same<br />But he beat calculus with porn<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />We have three steps here for Dave,<br />Maybe his act, they could save<br />One find some original shit<br />Two please don't look like hell,<br />Three don't steal from SNL,<br />And that's the way you do it!<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />The rugby team was pretty cool,<br />And they play real hard for Skule<br />But hit the showers, you guys reek<br />It's the same act every year<br />Maybe show a little effort here?<br />At least you guys know the days of the week<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />We're pleased to see a F!rosh try out<br />Everyone give him a shout<br />Although he is sure to lose<br />But how will he cope with his rage?<br />Since he is not yet of age<br />To drown his sorrows in booze.<br /><br />'''John:'''<br />We thought the wannabes were good<br />But maybe Thomas' act should<br />Include some small amount of skill<br />We know he tried, tried real hard<br />But he is a tun of lard<br />If we don't tell him, who will?<br /><br />'''Henry:'''<br />And now as we come to a close,<br />Who should win? Nobody knows<br />Although our song keeps going on<br />'''John:'''<br />But if you want next year to rule<br />And to bring glory to Skule,<br />Mr. Blue & Gold should be Henry and John!<br /><br />''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7''<br />''Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''