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The Hymn is usually sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", and at Skule™ it is typically sang at every appearance of the Mighty [[Skule Cannon]], whereupon the Cannon is fired at the conclusion of the Hymn. After the Cannon firing, students at Skule™ usually break out into the [[Skule Yell]]. At Christmas time, the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]] has been known to sing the song to the tune of Good King Wenceslas.
The Hymn is usually sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", and at Skule™ it is typically sang at every appearance of the Mighty [[Skule Cannon]], whereupon the Cannon is fired at the conclusion of the Hymn. After the Cannon firing, students at Skule™ usually break out into the [[Skule Yell]]. At Christmas time, the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]] has been known to sing the song to the tune of Good King Wenceslas.


While the Hymn has many verses, it is unusual for students to sing more than the typical 2-3 standard verses commemorating Lady Godiva, or, during [[F!rosh Week]], the additional verses poking fun at other faculties. Many old verses of the song, particularly the off-colour verses, have been deprecated and are rarely remembered, much less heard, on campus. During [[Godiva Week]] at Skule™, many [[Godiva's Crown]] competitors have been known to show off their mastery in memorizing obscure verses, and many have invented their own. <p>
While the Hymn has many verses, it is unusual for students to sing more than the typical 2-3 standard verses commemorating Lady Godiva, or, during [[F!rosh Week]], the additional verses poking fun at other faculties. Many old verses of the song, particularly the off-colour verses, have been deprecated and are rarely remembered, much less heard, on campus. During [[Godiva Week]] at Skule™, many [[Godiva's Crown]] competitors have been known to show off their mastery in memorizing obscure verses, and many have invented their own.  
 
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<h2>Chorus</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.</dd><dd>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.</dd></dl>
<h2>Chorus</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.</dd><dd>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.</dd></dl>


<h2>Verses about Godiva</h2>''The first verse is always sung first before the chorus, typically followed by the second. After that it's anyone's game!''
<h2>Verses about Godiva</h2>''The first verse is always sung first before the chorus, typically followed by the second. After that it's anyone's game!''




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<dl><dd>Godiva died and where she fell a bench marks the spot,</dd><dd>In any Engineering text, its level can be got.</dd><dd>And up in Heaven, every day Godiva craves for beer,</dd><dd>But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>Godiva died and where she fell a bench marks the spot,</dd><dd>In any Engineering text, its level can be got.</dd><dd>And up in Heaven, every day Godiva craves for beer,</dd><dd>But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.</dd><dd>She never wore a stitch of clothes, just wound her hair about.</dd><dd>The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,</dd><dd>But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.</dd><dd>She never wore a stitch of clothes, just wound her hair about.</dd><dd>The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,</dd><dd>But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.</dd></dl>
<h2>Female Verse</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.</dd><dd>So cum, so cum, so cum, so cum, so cum all over us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>A firehose by day and forty beers by night,</dd><dd>An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,</dd><dd>And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,</dd><dd>She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass</dd><dd>And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass</dd><dd>"You've out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear"</dd><dd>The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire, </dd><dd>Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,</dd><dd>She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,</dd><dd>For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told</dd><dd>'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,</dd><dd>But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,</dd><dd>And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.</dd></dl>
<h2>Version française</h2><dl><dd>Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français</dd><dd>Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Bourgelais</dd><dd>On boit sans fin, on fait la fête et les filles nous adorent</dd><dd>Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.</dd></dl>
<h2>Version française</h2><dl><dd>Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français</dd><dd>Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Bourgelais</dd><dd>On boit sans fin, on fait la fête et les filles nous adorent</dd><dd>Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.</dd></dl>


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<dl><dd>Joe E. Skule™'s 100 but he has a heart of gold;</dd><dd>He gave the meds his [[Skulehouse]] when it was 94 years old.</dd><dd>The meds were very grateful, but they have problems with precision,</dd><dd>For they use those T-squares and dividers when making their incisions.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>Joe E. Skule™'s 100 but he has a heart of gold;</dd><dd>He gave the meds his [[Skulehouse]] when it was 94 years old.</dd><dd>The meds were very grateful, but they have problems with precision,</dd><dd>For they use those T-squares and dividers when making their incisions.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>For 50 years the engineers at Queens' have had our pole,</dd><dd>From Varsity they took it, and their F!rosh week was its role;</dd><dd>But 28 of our own went down, and with a cunning plan</dd><dd>[[Queen's Grease Pole Liberation (2000)|We opened up an unlocked door and brought it home again]]!</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>For 50 years the engineers at Queens' have had our pole,</dd><dd>From Varsity they took it, and their F!rosh week was its role;</dd><dd>But 28 of our own went down, and with a cunning plan</dd><dd>[[Queen's Grease Pole Liberation (2000)|We opened up an unlocked door and brought it home again]]!</dd></dl>
<h2>Naughty, suggestive, or verses in somewhat bad taste</h2><dl><dd>A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,</dd><dd>The Engineer was busy doing research after dark.</dd><dd>His scientific method was a marvel to observe,</dd><dd>While his right hand wrote the figures down, his left hand traced the curves.
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<dl><dd>My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole,</dd><dd>My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole,</dd><dd>My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,</dd><dd>But they don't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.
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<dl><dd>Fornication, Copulation, Penetration, Fuck</dd><dd>Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, Suck</dd><dd>Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear;</dd><dd>These words don't mean a thing to me cause I'm an engineer!
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<h2>Verses about fictional engineers</h2><dl><dd>Said Spock to Captain Kirk "the logic you cannot refute,</dd><dd>the odds of our survival are so small I can't compute."</dd><dd>Said Kirk "Oh no! We all shall die!" but then he gave a cheer,</dd><dd>For he just remembered Scotty was the resident engineer!</dd></dl>
<h2>Verses about fictional engineers</h2><dl><dd>Said Spock to Captain Kirk "the logic you cannot refute,</dd><dd>the odds of our survival are so small I can't compute."</dd><dd>Said Kirk "Oh no! We all shall die!" but then he gave a cheer,</dd><dd>For he just remembered Scotty was the resident engineer!</dd></dl>


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