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===Jesus Can't Play Rugby=== | |||
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Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,<br /> | |||
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,<br /> | |||
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game<br /> | |||
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!<br /> | |||
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Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,<br /> | |||
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,<br /> | |||
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear<br /> | |||
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!<br /> | |||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br /> | |||
he's only got twelve men<br /> | |||
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he can't support a hooker<br /> | |||
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he's nailed to the cross<br /> | |||
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he's got holes in his feet<br /> | |||
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he's got some open wounds<br /> | |||
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he's got illegal toe cleats<br /> | |||
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the ball goes through his hands<br /> | |||
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the goal posts give him flashbacks<br /> | |||
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the Jew won't pay his dues<br /> | |||
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he turns water into wine<br /> | |||