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But when she was younger, and in her prime<br /> | But when she was younger, and in her prime<br /> | ||
She used to gangbang all the time!<br /> | She used to gangbang all the time!<br /> | ||
'''The Orgy Song''' | |||
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CHORUS:<br /> | |||
Orgies make the world go round, the world go round, the world go round<br /> | |||
Orgies make the world go round, so let's all have an orgy<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there's only going to be one mattress<br /> | |||
Awwwwww<br /> | |||
From wall to wall!<br /> | |||
Yaaaaaaaaay<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there's only going to be one keg<br /> | |||
Awwwwww<br /> | |||
Of whipped cream!<br /> | |||
Yaaaaaaaaay<br /> | |||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br /> | |||
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg of beer<br /> | |||
Per person!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy the police are gonna show up<br /> | |||
Someone's got to bring the handcuffs!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy the firemen are gonna show up<br /> | |||
From the smell of burning rubber!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy my parents are gonna be there<br /> | |||
Someone's got to show us how to do it!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there is only gonna be one chair<br /> | |||
My face!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there aren't gonna be any battery operated sex toys<br /> | |||
They're all gonna have gas-powered kick-starts!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy, there isn't gonna be a barbecue<br /> | |||
But there'll be lots of well-done meat with secret sauce!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy the circus is gonna be there<br /> | |||
And they're bringing the midgets!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there won't be any fucking on the dance floor<br /> | |||
But there won't be dancing on the fucking floor!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy everyone is going to have to go<br /> | |||
But not before they come!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there is only going to be two/three girls/guys<br /> | |||
For every guy/girl!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there is only going to be one girl<br /> | |||
For each finger!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there won't be any entomologists<br /> | |||
But there'll be plenty of buggery!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there will only be one sheep<br /> | |||
But we can clone more!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy N-Sync isn't coming<br /> | |||
But there'll be plenty of screaming preteens!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy my parents aren't gonna be there<br /> | |||
But yours are!<br /> | |||
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At my orgy there's only gonna be one bottle of chocolate sauce<br /> | |||
On every girls' titties!<br /> |