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Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''
Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''
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'''Barrett's Privateers''' <br />
''by Stan Rogers''
<br />
Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
A letter of marque came from the King <br />
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
God Damn them all! I was told <br />
We'd cruise the seas for American gold <br />
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears <br />
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier <br />
The last of Barrett's privateers. <br />
<br />
Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town, <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who <br />
Would make for him the Antelope's crew, <br />
<br />
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
She'd a list to port and her sails in rags, <br />
And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags. <br />
<br />
On the King's birthday we put to sea. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
We were ninety-one days to Montego bay, <br />
Pumping like madmen all the way. <br />
<br />
On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight <br />
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight <br />
<br />
The Yankee lay low down with gold. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
She was broad and fat and loose in stays, <br />
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days <br />
<br />
Then at length we stood two cables away. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din, <br />
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. <br />
<br />
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, <br />
And the maintruck carried off both me legs. <br />
<br />
So here I lay in my twenty-third year. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
It's been six years since we sailed away, <br />
And I just made Halifax yesterday. <br />
<br />
'''Yogi Bear'''
<br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi, Yogi <br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi-Yogi Bear <br />
<br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy, Cindy <br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear, Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
Cindy likes it in the dark <br />
Black bear, Black bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it upside down <br />
Koala bear, Koala bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it interracial <br />
Panda bear, Panda bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it really rough <br />
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
<br />
Cindy doesn't shave down there <br />
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it from behind <br />
Brown bear, Brown bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it underage <br />
Teddy bear, Teddy bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it soft and squishy <br />
Gummy bear, Gummy bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it sweet and sticky <br />
Honey bear, Honey bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it on the freezer <br />
Polar bear, Polar bear <br />
<br />
Cindy makes sure condoms are used <br />
Care bear, Care bear <br />
<br />
'''Chicago'''
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store <br />
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a fishing pole <br />
A fishing pole from the store <br />
A fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got! <br />
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
And I don't work there anymore <br />
<br />
A man came in for some apples <br />
Some apples from the store <br />
Some apples he wanted, my cherry he got! <br />
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
And I don't work there anymore <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
A woman came in for a diamond ring <br />
A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some cups <br />
Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some cat food <br />
Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some gloves <br />
Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a screen door <br />
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some hamburger <br />
Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some lobster <br />
Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a hammer <br />
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for thirteen squared <br />
Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some bolts <br />
Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a bag <br />
A bag he wanted, my box he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a piano <br />
A piano she wanted, my organ she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a vacuum <br />
A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some flowers <br />
Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a rooster <br />
A rooster she wanted, my cock she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a leaf blower <br />
A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a fishing lure, <br />
A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got! <br />
<br />
A man came for a Shakespearing character <br />
Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for an automatic transmission <br />
A transmission she wanted, my stick she got! <br />
<br />
A man came for some KFC <br />
KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got! <br />
<br />
A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name) <br />
(Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for vinyl flooring, <br />
Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Ford, <br />
An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for the alphabet, <br />
ABC she wanted, an STD she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Kit Kat <br />
A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a makeover <br />
A makeover she wanted, a facial she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some electricity <br />
Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for employment <br />
Employment she wanted, a rim job she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Jesus <br />
A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a ruler <br />
A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some floorboards <br />
Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a G.I. Joe <br />
A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a deck of cards <br />
52 she wanted, 69'd she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a pickeled deer <br />
A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation <br />
A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for bowling ball <br />
A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican <br />
An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some shoes <br />
We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a sub sandwich <br />
A sub she wanted, my footlong she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some quick service <br />
Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got! <br />
<br />
Killer verses: <br />
A woman came in for a pregnancy test <br />
A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a coat hanger <br />
A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got! <br />
<br />
'''The Gangbang Song'''
<br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Anita <br />
Anita who? <br />
I need a... <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
...gangbang, and always will <br />
Because a gangbang gives her such a thrill <br />
When she was younger, and in her prime <br />
She used to gangbang all the time! <br />
<br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Truman<br />
Truman who? <br />
Is it true man I saw your mamma at the... <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
Washington <br />
We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the... <br />
<br />
Carter <br />
Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the... <br />
<br />
Abell <br />
A bell will ring to start the... <br />
<br />
Gladiator <br />
I'm glad he ate her out before the... <br />
<br />
Wilma<br />
Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...<br />
<br />
Thatcher<br />
Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...<br />
<br />
Whiner<br />
Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the... <br />
<br />
Turner <br />
Turn her over, and let's have another... <br />
<br />
Herb <br />
Her brother loves to... <br />
<br />
Oliver <br />
All of her clothes came off at the... <br />
<br />
Betty <br />
Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the... <br />
<br />
Professor<br />
Profess your lust to her at the... <br />
<br />
Extinct <br />
It stinked like fish at the... <br />
<br />
Mona <br />
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the... <br />
<br />
Sharon <br />
Share and share alike at the... <br />
<br />
Ben <br />
Bend over so we can start the... <br />
<br />
Kenya <br />
Can ya give me directions to the... <br />
<br />
Rectum <br />
Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the... <br />
<br />
Urine <br />
You're in for sloppy seconds at the... <br />
<br />
Ida <br />
Ida want another... <br />
<br />
Charlie Pride <br />
Charlie Pride her pants off at the... <br />
<br />
Dolly Parton <br />
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the... <br />
<br />
McMaster <br />
Mc-masturbated all over her at the... <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus: <br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Banana <br />
Banana who? <br />
... <br />
<br />
BANANA CHORUS: <br />
...banananana, Banana-nah! <br />
Bananana-nah-nah! <br />
Bananana-nah, nananana-nah! <br />
Bananana-naaaah! <br />
<br />
Orange<br />
Aren't you glad that I didn't say...<br />
<br />
Watermelon<br />
Watermelon? I meant to say...<br />
<br />
ENDING:<br />
And now she's older, and turning grey.<br />
She only gangbangs twice a day...<br />
But when she was younger, and in her prime<br />
She used to gangbang all the time!<br />
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