Alyssa Tiw

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Dinner Dances[edit | edit source]
Alyssa is well known for putting in the most diabolically wretched dinner dance orders from Swiss Chalet, such as 10 rolls, 7 butters, and a garlic bread. She is also well known for using her hard hat as a pocket, containing such items as 7 butters from Swiss Chalet. Onlookers describe this behaviour as "impressive but distressing".