LGMB Rant

The LGMB Rant is the official introduction of the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the Bnad Leedur (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as Matriculation, Cannonball, and Gradball. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.

The Rant

INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…

TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,

Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…

Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,

Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,

Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,

Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,

Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.

Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,

CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,

Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,

Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…

Elevator smashing, reunion crashing, hole bashing, vending machine trashing

UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!

Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!

Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!

Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,

Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,

Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.

Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,

Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,

Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.

Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,

Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,

Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!

CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…

AND SUBWAY CLOSING….

Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,

Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!