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But when she was younger, and in her prime<br />
But when she was younger, and in her prime<br />
She used to gangbang all the time!<br />
She used to gangbang all the time!<br />
'''The Orgy Song'''
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CHORUS:<br />
Orgies make the world go round, the world go round, the world go round<br />
Orgies make the world go round, so let's all have an orgy<br />
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At my orgy there's only going to be one mattress<br />
Awwwwww<br />
From wall to wall!<br />
Yaaaaaaaaay<br />
<br />
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg<br />
Awwwwww<br />
Of whipped cream!<br />
Yaaaaaaaaay<br />
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br />
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg of beer<br />
Per person!<br />
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At my orgy the police are gonna show up<br />
Someone's got to bring the handcuffs!<br />
<br />
At my orgy the firemen are gonna show up<br />
From the smell of burning rubber!<br />
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At my orgy my parents are gonna be there<br />
Someone's got to show us how to do it!<br />
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At my orgy there is only gonna be one chair<br />
My face!<br />
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At my orgy there aren't gonna be any battery operated sex toys<br />
They're all gonna have gas-powered kick-starts!<br />
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At my orgy, there isn't gonna be a barbecue<br />
But there'll be lots of well-done meat with secret sauce!<br />
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At my orgy the circus is gonna be there<br />
And they're bringing the midgets!<br />
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At my orgy there won't be any fucking on the dance floor<br />
But there won't be dancing on the fucking floor!<br />
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At my orgy everyone is going to have to go<br />
But not before they come!<br />
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At my orgy there is only going to be two/three girls/guys<br />
For every guy/girl!<br />
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At my orgy there is only going to be one girl<br />
For each finger!<br />
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At my orgy there won't be any entomologists<br />
But there'll be plenty of buggery!<br />
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At my orgy there will only be one sheep<br />
But we can clone more!<br />
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At my orgy N-Sync isn't coming<br />
But there'll be plenty of screaming preteens!<br />
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At my orgy my parents aren't gonna be there<br />
But yours are!<br />
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At my orgy there's only gonna be one bottle of chocolate sauce<br />
On every girls' titties!<br />