Alyssa Tiw
This page was created out of spite of Mitchell Park.
Dinner Dances
Alyssa is well known for putting in the most diabolically wretched dinner dance orders from Swiss Chalet, such as 10 rolls, 7 butters, and a garlic bread. She is also well known for using her hard hat as a pocket, containing such items as 7 butters from Swiss Chalet. Onlookers describe this behaviour as "impressive but distressing".