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In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools.
In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools.


== Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs ==
==Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs==
 
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
!Year
!|Year
!colspan="2"|Chair(s)
! colspan="2"|Chair(s)
!Homecoming Float
!|Homecoming/Orientation Float
!Pride Parade Float
!|Pride Parade Float
 
|-
|2024-2025
|Vincent Bourdé & Ethan Chen
|EngSci 2T6 & MSE 2T5
|
|Bridge
|-
 
|-
|2023-2024
|Aidan Castanheiro & Kaija Mikes
|ECE 2T5 & EngSci 2T5
|
|Train
|-
||2022-2023
||Natalia Espinosa-Merlano & Parker Johnston
||Mech 2T3+PEY & ECE 2T2 T1+1+PEY
|| 
||3D Rainbow
|-
||2021-2022
||Emma Belhadfa & Ethan Stojanov
||NΨ 2T3 & MSE 2T3
|| 
|| 
|-
||2020-2021
||Sophia Mazzonna & Nathan Coelho
||ECE 2T2 & ECE 2T2
|| 
|| 
|-
||2019-2020
||Ben Morehead & Michelle Watt
||ECE 2T1 & Mech 2T1 T1
|| 
||Stonewall Thank You
|-
||2018-2019
||Carlos Antonio Fiel & MacKenzie Campbell
||Chem 1T8+1+PEY & EngSci 2T0
|| 
||Shooting Stars
|-
||2017-2018
||Marie Floryan & Cameron Alizadeh
||Mech 1T9 & EngSci 1T9
|| 
|| 
|-
||2016-2017
||Ozan Coşkun & Josh Calafato
||Mech 1T7 & EngSci 1T7+PEY
|| 
||Chair Arch
|-
||2015-2016
||Trevor Gauthier & Liz White
||Mech 1T7+PEY & Chem 1T7+PEY
||Hogwarts Express
||Wheel of Skule
|-
||2014-2015
||Alejandro Mejia & Aidan Solala
||MSE 1T4+PEY & Mech 1T6+PEY
||New TTC Streetcar
||Moon Lander
|-
|-
|2013-2014
||2013-2014
|Gregory Cummings & Ryan Mintz
||Gregory Cummings & Ryan Mintz
|Elec 1T4 & Elec 1T4
||Elec 1T4+PEY & Elec 1T4
|?
||Frosh Group Mosaic
|?
||Lady Rainicorn
|-
|-
|2012-2013
||2012-2013
|Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath
||Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath
|MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4
||MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4+PEY
|Dye Station mosaic/Skule Bus
||Dye Station Mosaic/Skule Bus
|Nyan Cat
||Nyan Cat
|-
|-
|2011-2012
||2011-2012
|Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa
||Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa
|Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3
||Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3
|Princess Peach's Castle
||Princess Peach's Castle/The Danger Float
|Godiva's Horse
||Godiva's Horse
|-
|-
|2010-2011
||2010-2011
|Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo
||Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo
|Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY
||Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY
|TTC Streetcar
||TTC Streetcar
!rowspan="37"|
! rowspan="37"| 
|-
|-
|2009-2010
||2009-2010
|Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu
||Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu
|Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY
||Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY
|Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House
||Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House
|-
|-
|2008-2009
||2008-2009
|Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez
||Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez
|MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1
||MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1
|Boombox
||Boombox
|-
|-
|2007-2008
||2007-2008
|Stefano Gelmi
||Stefano Gelmi
|Indy 0T9
||Indy 0T9
|Train
||Train
|-
|-
|2006-2007
||2006-2007
|John McLeod & Henry Cheung
||John McLeod & Henry Cheung
|NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY
||NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY
|Space Shuttle
||Space Shuttle
|-
|-
|2005-2006
||2005-2006
|Chris Anderson
||Chris Anderson
|?
||?
|Double-Decker Bus
||Double-Decker Bus
|-
|-
|2004-2005
||2004-2005
|Leona Smith
||Leona Smith
|?
||MSE 0T6
|Castle
||Castle
|-
|-
|2003-2004
||2003-2004
|Jon Hollands
||Jon Hollands
|Mech 0T5
||Mech 0T5
|Pirate Ship
||Pirate Ship
|-
|-
|2002-2003
||2002-2003
|Duncan Rowe
||Duncan Rowe
|Civ 0T4
||Civ 0T4
|Red Skule House
||Red Skule House
|-
|-
|2001-2002
||2001-2002
|Angelo Gentile
||Angelo Gentile
|?
||Indy 0T3
|?
||?
|-
|-
|2000-2001
||2000-2001
|Matthew Staikos
||Matthew Staikos
|?
||Comp 0T1
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1999-2000
||1999-2000
|Struan Vaz
||Ken McNeil & Struan Vaz
|?
||?
|Dell Computer
||Dell Computer
|-
|-
|1998-1999
||1998-1999
|Sean Voskamp
||Sean Voskamp
|Mech 0T0
||Mech 0T0
|Canon
||Canon
|-
|-
|1997-1998
||1997-1998
|Ryan Morris
||Ryan Morris
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1996-1997
||1996-1997
|Steven Dennis
||Steven Dennis
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1995-1996
||1995-1996
|Drago Banovic
||[[Drago Banovic|Drago "Puff" Banovic]]
|?
||Indy 9T8+
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1994-1995
||1994-1995
|Ken Gower
||Ken Gower
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1993-1994
||1993-1994
|Rowan Wilson
||Rowan Wilson
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1992-1993
||1992-1993
|Brian Scholz
||Brian Scholz
|?
||Geo 9T4 + Japan
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1991-1992
||1991-1992
|?
||Christopher Hiscock
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1990-1991
||1990-1991
|George Mallinos
||George Mallinos
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1989-1990
||1989-1990
|Sandro Perruzza
||Sandro Perruzza
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1988-1989
||1988-1989
|Rino Zan
||Rino Zan
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1987-1988
||1987-1988
|Allan Bray
||Allan Bray
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1986-1987
||1986-1987
|Steve Kotsopoulos
||Steve Kotsopoulos
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1985-1986
||1985-1986
|Wayne McPhee
||Wayne McPhee
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1984-1985
||1984-1985
|Franco Minatel
||Franco Minatel
|Mech 8T6
||Mech 8T6
|Hard Hat with beer bottle?
||Hard Hat with beer bottle?
|-
|-
|1983-1984
||1983-1984
|Bill Hollings
||Bill Hollings
|?
||NΨ 8T5
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1982-1983
||1982-1983
|Alan Kasperski
||Alan Kasperski
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1981-1982
||1981-1982
|Peter Weick
||Peter Weick
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1980-1981
||1980-1981
|Ofer Pittel
||Ofer Pittel
|?
||Mech
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1979-1980
||1979-1980
|George Klekner-Alt
||George Klekner-Alt
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1978-1979
||1978-1979
|Bob Beaumont
||Bob Beaumont
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1977-1978
||1977-1978
|Rob Yates
||Rob Yates
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1976-1977
||1976-1977
|Jim Burpee
||Jim Burpee
|?
||Mech 7T8
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1975-1976
||1975-1976
|R. Gilmour
||Robert Gilmour
|?
||?
|?
||?
|-
|-
|1974-1975
||1974-1975
|Paul Baker
||Paul Baker
|?
||NΨ 7T5
|?
||?
|}
|}


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*[http://blueandgold.skule.ca The Blue and Gold Committee]
*[http://blueandgold.skule.ca The Blue and Gold Committee]
*[http://www.skule.ca University of Toronto Engineering Society]
*[http://www.skule.ca University of Toronto Engineering Society]
== Songs ==
===If I Were The Blue & Gold Chair===
Tradition dictates that there are a series of presentations during the ConHall event of F!rosh Week (currently known as Matriculation) to get the F!rosh aware of the different things they can participate in, and to introduce them to the university. Among these presentations are ones done by the Engineering Stores, SkuleTM Nite, the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, and the Blue & Gold Committee.
In 2006, John McLeod and Henry Cheung changed the format of the Blue & Gold presentation... and this is what they came up with (sung to the tune of 'If I Had A Million Dollars'):
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I'd sing you this song <br />
(I would sing you this song) <br />
<br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I'd go on and on and on <br />
(But not forget my words or be out of tune) <br />
<br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I'd sing about lots of fun <br />
(Like the Blue & Gold Committee) <br />
<br />
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
CHORUS: <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' We'd build a homecoming float! <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' You could help; don't forget your coat! <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto! <br />
<br />
TALKING BIT: <br />
'''Henry:''' Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do? <br />
'''John:''' Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair? <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' Well... <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I would run a movie night <br />
(In fact, there's one in only 10 hours) <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics <br />
(Test your skill, speed, & your sports) <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
I'd build you a bed <br />
(Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!) <br />
<br />
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' We would run Godiva Week! <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' We would sing instead of speak! <br />
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''Henry:''' Oh how I wish, oh how I wish... <br />
<br />
TALKING BIT: <br />
'''Henry:''' (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...) <br />
'''John:''' Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join? <br />
'''Henry:''' Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it! <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
'''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
They have a great mailing list <br />
(That way, none of the events will be missed!) <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
'''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
Just go online today <br />
(to blueandgold.skule.ca) <br />
<br />
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
It's easy guys, you'll see <br />
(Haven't you signed up already!?) <br />
<br />
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
'''Henry:''' It's easy, just go online... <br />
How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
'''John:''' Type it in, you'll be just fine. <br />
How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld? <br />
'''Henry:''' blueandgold.skule.ca! <br />
<br />
''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7 <br />
Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''
<br />
===Barrett's Privateers===<br />
''by Stan Rogers''
<br />
Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
A letter of marque came from the King <br />
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
God Damn them all! I was told <br />
We'd cruise the seas for American gold <br />
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears <br />
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier <br />
The last of Barrett's privateers. <br />
<br />
Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town, <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who <br />
Would make for him the Antelope's crew, <br />
<br />
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
She'd a list to port and her sails in rags, <br />
And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags. <br />
<br />
On the King's birthday we put to sea. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
We were ninety-one days to Montego bay, <br />
Pumping like madmen all the way. <br />
<br />
On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight <br />
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight <br />
<br />
The Yankee lay low down with gold. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
She was broad and fat and loose in stays, <br />
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days <br />
<br />
Then at length we stood two cables away. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din, <br />
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. <br />
<br />
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, <br />
And the maintruck carried off both me legs. <br />
<br />
So here I lay in my twenty-third year. <br />
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
It's been six years since we sailed away, <br />
And I just made Halifax yesterday. <br />
<br />
===Yogi Bear===
<br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi, Yogi <br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
Yogi-Yogi Bear <br />
<br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy, Cindy <br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear, Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
Cindy likes it in the dark <br />
Black bear, Black bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it upside down <br />
Koala bear, Koala bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it interracial <br />
Panda bear, Panda bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it really rough <br />
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
<br />
Cindy doesn't shave down there <br />
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it from behind <br />
Brown bear, Brown bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it underage <br />
Teddy bear, Teddy bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it soft and squishy <br />
Gummy bear, Gummy bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it sweet and sticky <br />
Honey bear, Honey bear <br />
<br />
Cindy likes it on the freezer <br />
Polar bear, Polar bear <br />
<br />
Cindy makes sure condoms are used <br />
Care bear, Care bear <br />
<br />
===Chicago===
<br />
'''CHORUS:''' <br />
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store <br />
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a fishing pole <br />
A fishing pole from the store <br />
A fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got! <br />
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
And I don't work there anymore <br />
<br />
A man came in for some apples <br />
Some apples from the store <br />
Some apples he wanted, my cherry he got! <br />
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
And I don't work there anymore <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
A woman came in for a diamond ring <br />
A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some cups <br />
Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some cat food <br />
Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some gloves <br />
Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a screen door <br />
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some hamburger <br />
Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some lobster <br />
Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a hammer <br />
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for thirteen squared <br />
Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some bolts <br />
Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a bag <br />
A bag he wanted, my box he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a piano <br />
A piano she wanted, my organ she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a vacuum <br />
A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for some flowers <br />
Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a rooster <br />
A rooster she wanted, my cock she got! <br />
<br />
A man came in for a leaf blower <br />
A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a fishing lure, <br />
A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got! <br />
<br />
A man came for a Shakespearing character <br />
Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for an automatic transmission <br />
A transmission she wanted, my stick she got! <br />
<br />
A man came for some KFC <br />
KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got! <br />
<br />
A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name) <br />
(Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for vinyl flooring, <br />
Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Ford, <br />
An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for the alphabet, <br />
ABC she wanted, an STD she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Kit Kat <br />
A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a makeover <br />
A makeover she wanted, a facial she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some electricity <br />
Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for employment <br />
Employment she wanted, a rim job she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a Jesus <br />
A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a ruler <br />
A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some floorboards <br />
Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a G.I. Joe <br />
A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a deck of cards <br />
52 she wanted, 69'd she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a pickeled deer <br />
A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation <br />
A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for bowling ball <br />
A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican <br />
An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some shoes <br />
We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a sub sandwich <br />
A sub she wanted, my footlong she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for some quick service <br />
Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got! <br />
<br />
Killer verses: <br />
A woman came in for a pregnancy test <br />
A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got! <br />
<br />
A woman came in for a coat hanger <br />
A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got! <br />
<br />
===The Gangbang Song===
<br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Anita <br />
Anita who? <br />
I need a... <br />
<br />
'''CHORUS:''' <br />
...gangbang, and always will <br />
Because a gangbang gives her such a thrill <br />
When she was younger, and in her prime <br />
She used to gangbang all the time! <br />
<br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Truman<br />
Truman who? <br />
Is it true man I saw your mamma at the... <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
Washington <br />
We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the... <br />
<br />
Carter <br />
Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the... <br />
<br />
Abell <br />
A bell will ring to start the... <br />
<br />
Gladiator <br />
I'm glad he ate her out before the... <br />
<br />
Wilma<br />
Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...<br />
<br />
Thatcher<br />
Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...<br />
<br />
Whiner<br />
Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the... <br />
<br />
Turner <br />
Turn her over, and let's have another... <br />
<br />
Herb <br />
Her brother loves to... <br />
<br />
Oliver <br />
All of her clothes came off at the... <br />
<br />
Betty <br />
Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the... <br />
<br />
Professor<br />
Profess your lust to her at the... <br />
<br />
Extinct <br />
It stinked like fish at the... <br />
<br />
Mona <br />
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the... <br />
<br />
Sharon <br />
Share and share alike at the... <br />
<br />
Ben <br />
Bend over so we can start the... <br />
<br />
Kenya <br />
Can ya give me directions to the... <br />
<br />
Rectum <br />
Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the... <br />
<br />
Urine <br />
You're in for sloppy seconds at the... <br />
<br />
Ida <br />
Ida want another... <br />
<br />
Charlie Pride <br />
Charlie Pride her pants off at the... <br />
<br />
Dolly Parton <br />
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the... <br />
<br />
McMaster <br />
Mc-masturbated all over her at the... <br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus: <br />
Knock knock <br />
Who's there? <br />
Banana <br />
Banana who? <br />
... <br />
<br />
'''BANANA CHORUS:''' <br />
...banananana, Banana-nah! <br />
Bananana-nah-nah! <br />
Bananana-nah, nananana-nah! <br />
Bananana-naaaah! <br />
<br />
Orange<br />
Aren't you glad that I didn't say...<br />
<br />
Watermelon<br />
Watermelon? I meant to say...<br />
<br />
'''ENDING:'''<br />
And now she's older, and turning grey.<br />
She only gangbangs twice a day...<br />
But when she was younger, and in her prime<br />
She used to gangbang all the time!<br />
===The Orgy Song===
<br />
'''CHORUS:'''<br />
Orgies make the world go round, the world go round, the world go round<br />
Orgies make the world go round, so let's all have an orgy<br />
<br />
At my orgy there's only going to be one mattress<br />
Awwwwww<br />
From wall to wall!<br />
Yaaaaaaaaay<br />
<br />
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg<br />
Awwwwww<br />
Of whipped cream!<br />
Yaaaaaaaaay<br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br />
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg of beer<br />
Per person!<br />
<br />
At my orgy the police are gonna show up<br />
Someone's got to bring the handcuffs!<br />
<br />
At my orgy the firemen are gonna show up<br />
From the smell of burning rubber!<br />
<br />
At my orgy my parents are gonna be there<br />
Someone's got to show us how to do it!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there is only gonna be one chair<br />
My face!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there aren't gonna be any battery operated sex toys<br />
They're all gonna have gas-powered kick-starts!<br />
<br />
At my orgy, there isn't gonna be a barbecue<br />
But there'll be lots of well-done meat with secret sauce!<br />
<br />
At my orgy the circus is gonna be there<br />
And they're bringing the midgets!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there won't be any fucking on the dance floor<br />
But there won't be dancing on the fucking floor!<br />
<br />
At my orgy everyone is going to have to go<br />
But not before they come!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there is only going to be two/three girls/guys<br />
For every guy/girl!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there is only going to be one girl<br />
For each finger!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there won't be any entomologists<br />
But there'll be plenty of buggery!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there will only be one sheep<br />
But we can clone more!<br />
<br />
At my orgy N-Sync isn't coming<br />
But there'll be plenty of screaming preteens!<br />
<br />
At my orgy my parents aren't gonna be there<br />
But yours are!<br />
<br />
At my orgy there's only gonna be one bottle of chocolate sauce<br />
On every girls' titties!<br />
===Yo Ho===
<br />
I put my hand upon her toe,<br />
Yoho, Yoho,<br />
I put my hand upon her toe,<br />
Yoho, Yoho,<br />
I put my hand upon her toe,<br />
She said "Hey buddy that's way too low!"<br />
<br />
'''CHORUS:'''<br />
Get in, get out, stop fucking about,<br />
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.<br />
<br />
I put my hand upon her knee,<br />
Yoho, Yoho,<br />
I put my hand upon her knee,<br />
Yoho, Yoho,<br />
I put my hand upon her knee,<br />
She said "Hey buddy, you're teasing me!"<br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br />
I put my hand upon her ass,<br />
"Hey buddy, that's way too fast"<br />
<br />
I put my hand upon her tits,<br />
"Hey buddy, keep squeezing it"<br />
<br />
I put my hand upon her twat,<br />
"Hey buddy, you hit the spot!"<br />
<br />
I put my dick into her eye<br />
"Hey buddy, you're way too high"<br />
<br />
I put my dick into her ear<br />
"Hey buddy, you're nowhere near!"<br />
<br />
I put my dick into her mouth<br />
"Oooohooohooohoooh!!<br />
<br />
We buried her in an old pine box<br />
She died from sucking too many cocks<br />
<br />
We dig 'er up every now and then<br />
We fucked 'er once and we'll fuck 'er again!<br />
===Days of the Week===
<br />
This happens to primarily be a rugby song, but is often sung on trips as well<br />
<br />
Today is Monday<br />
Today is Monday<br />
Monday is a finger day<br />
Monday is a finger day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Tuesday<br />
Today is Tuesday<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is a two finger day<br />
[i]Monday is a two finger day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Wednesday<br />
Today is Wednesday<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is a three finger day<br />
Monday is a three finger day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Thursday<br />
Today is Thursday<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is a four finger day<br />
Monday is a four finger day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Friday<br />
Today is Friday<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
'''FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!'''<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is a shocker day<br />
Monday is a shocker day<br />
Are you guys happy?<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Saturday<br />
Today is Saturday<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
'''FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!'''<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is a helmeting day<br />
Monday is a helmeting day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
<br />
Today is Sunday<br />
Today is Sunday<br />
Sunday is a day of rest<br />
Sunday is a day of rest<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
Friday is a fucking day<br />
'''FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!'''<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Thursday is a drinking day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Wednesday is a whackin' day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Tuesday is a "laaa" day<br />
Monday is an upper-torso day<br />
Monday is a upper-torso day<br />
Is everybody happy?<br />
You bet your ass we're happy!<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah<br />
===Beastialities Best===
<br />
CHORUS:
Cause beastialities best, boys!
Beastialities best!
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastialities best, boys!
Beastialities best!<br />
In the ear of a steer, boys, in the ear of a steer!
In the ear of a steer, boys, in the ear of a steer!<br />
Pound a hound, boys, pound a hound!
Pound a hound, boys, pound a hound!<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
69 a porcupine, boys, 69 a porcupine!<br />
Make a llama a mama, boys, make a llama a mama!<br />
In the dark with a shark, boys, in the dark with a shark!<br />
Be a pimp for a chimp, boys, be a pimp for a chimp!<br />
Make an eel squeal, boys, make an eel squeal!<br />
Get under the tail of a snail, boys, get under the tail of a snail!<br />
Be a queer with a deer, boys, be a queer with a deer!<br />
Get a suck from a duck, boys, get a suck from a duck!<br />
Blow your load in a toad, boys, blow your load in a toad!<br />
Bring a flea to her knees, boys, bring a flea to her knees!<br />
Make love to a dove, boys, make love to a dove!<br />
Stick your needle in a beetle, boys, stick your needle in a beetle!<br />
Go and defile a crocodile, boys, go and defile a crocodile!<br />
Chuck your sperm into a worm, boys, chuck your sperm into a worm!<br />
In the sack with a yak, boys, in the sack with a yak!<br />
Get in deep with a sheep, boys, get in deep with a sheep!<br />
Do an illegal with an eagle, boys, do an illegal with an eagle!<br />
Down the throat of a goat, boys, down the throat of a goat!<br />
Shag a stag, boys, shag a stag!<br />
In the bog with a dog, boys, in the bog with a dog!<br />
Make some pron with a unicorn, boys, make some porn with a unicorn!<br />
Give a half to a giraffe, boys, give a half to a giraffe!<br />
Up the hole of a mole, boys, up the hole of a mole!<br />
Drop some goo into a shrew, boys, drop some goo into a shrew!<br />
Give some cock to a croc, boys, give some cock to a croc!<br />
<br />
===Jesus Can't Play Rugby===
<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game<br />
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!<br />
<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,<br />
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear<br />
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!<br />
<br />
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:<br />
he's only got twelve men<br />
<br />
he can't support a hooker<br />
<br />
he's nailed to the cross<br />
<br />
he's got holes in his feet<br />
<br />
he's got some open wounds<br />
<br />
he's got illegal toe cleats<br />
<br />
the ball goes through his hands<br />
<br />
the goal posts give him flashbacks<br />
<br />
the Jew won't pay his dues<br />
<br />
he turns water into wine<br />

Latest revision as of 09:48, 5 May 2024

The Blue & Gold Committee is the Skule™ spirit committee in charge of many Skule™ activities and events, including Godiva Week, bus trips, movie nights, and Homecoming.

Typically, the Blue & Gold Committee runs one movie night on the first night of F!rosh Week, to welcome incoming first year students to Skule™. As well, the Blue & Gold Committee usually runs a few other movie nights throughout the course of the Skule™ year, including one during Godiva Week.

The Blue & Gold Committee plans the construction of the Skule™ entry in the Homecoming float competition, judged by the ex-Blue & Gold Committee chairs. Past entries have included a streetcar, a Viking ship, and a boombox.

As well, they organize Godiva Week, including events such as Ye Grande Olde Chariot Race, the Mr. Blue & Gold and Godiva's Crown competitions, the Village Pub Crawl, and various charity events.

In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools.

Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs[edit | edit source]

Year Chair(s) Homecoming/Orientation Float Pride Parade Float
2024-2025 Vincent Bourdé & Ethan Chen EngSci 2T6 & MSE 2T5 Bridge
2023-2024 Aidan Castanheiro & Kaija Mikes ECE 2T5 & EngSci 2T5 Train
2022-2023 Natalia Espinosa-Merlano & Parker Johnston Mech 2T3+PEY & ECE 2T2 T1+1+PEY   3D Rainbow
2021-2022 Emma Belhadfa & Ethan Stojanov NΨ 2T3 & MSE 2T3    
2020-2021 Sophia Mazzonna & Nathan Coelho ECE 2T2 & ECE 2T2    
2019-2020 Ben Morehead & Michelle Watt ECE 2T1 & Mech 2T1 T1   Stonewall Thank You
2018-2019 Carlos Antonio Fiel & MacKenzie Campbell Chem 1T8+1+PEY & EngSci 2T0   Shooting Stars
2017-2018 Marie Floryan & Cameron Alizadeh Mech 1T9 & EngSci 1T9    
2016-2017 Ozan Coşkun & Josh Calafato Mech 1T7 & EngSci 1T7+PEY   Chair Arch
2015-2016 Trevor Gauthier & Liz White Mech 1T7+PEY & Chem 1T7+PEY Hogwarts Express Wheel of Skule
2014-2015 Alejandro Mejia & Aidan Solala MSE 1T4+PEY & Mech 1T6+PEY New TTC Streetcar Moon Lander
2013-2014 Gregory Cummings & Ryan Mintz Elec 1T4+PEY & Elec 1T4 Frosh Group Mosaic Lady Rainicorn
2012-2013 Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4+PEY Dye Station Mosaic/Skule Bus Nyan Cat
2011-2012 Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3 Princess Peach's Castle/The Danger Float Godiva's Horse
2010-2011 Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY TTC Streetcar  
2009-2010 Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House
2008-2009 Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1 Boombox
2007-2008 Stefano Gelmi Indy 0T9 Train
2006-2007 John McLeod & Henry Cheung NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY Space Shuttle
2005-2006 Chris Anderson ? Double-Decker Bus
2004-2005 Leona Smith MSE 0T6 Castle
2003-2004 Jon Hollands Mech 0T5 Pirate Ship
2002-2003 Duncan Rowe Civ 0T4 Red Skule House
2001-2002 Angelo Gentile Indy 0T3 ?
2000-2001 Matthew Staikos Comp 0T1 ?
1999-2000 Ken McNeil & Struan Vaz ? Dell Computer
1998-1999 Sean Voskamp Mech 0T0 Canon
1997-1998 Ryan Morris ? ?
1996-1997 Steven Dennis ? ?
1995-1996 Drago "Puff" Banovic Indy 9T8+ ?
1994-1995 Ken Gower ? ?
1993-1994 Rowan Wilson ? ?
1992-1993 Brian Scholz Geo 9T4 + Japan ?
1991-1992 Christopher Hiscock ? ?
1990-1991 George Mallinos ? ?
1989-1990 Sandro Perruzza ? ?
1988-1989 Rino Zan ? ?
1987-1988 Allan Bray ? ?
1986-1987 Steve Kotsopoulos ? ?
1985-1986 Wayne McPhee ? ?
1984-1985 Franco Minatel Mech 8T6 Hard Hat with beer bottle?
1983-1984 Bill Hollings NΨ 8T5 ?
1982-1983 Alan Kasperski ? ?
1981-1982 Peter Weick ? ?
1980-1981 Ofer Pittel Mech ?
1979-1980 George Klekner-Alt ? ?
1978-1979 Bob Beaumont ? ?
1977-1978 Rob Yates ? ?
1976-1977 Jim Burpee Mech 7T8 ?
1975-1976 Robert Gilmour ? ?
1974-1975 Paul Baker NΨ 7T5 ?

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