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| In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools. | | In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools. |
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| == Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs == | | ==Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs== |
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| {| class="wikitable" | | {| class="wikitable" |
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| !Year | | !|Year |
| !colspan="2"|Chair(s) | | ! colspan="2"|Chair(s) |
| !Homecoming Float | | !|Homecoming/Orientation Float |
| !Pride Parade Float | | !|Pride Parade Float |
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| | |2024-2025 |
| | |Vincent Bourdé & Ethan Chen |
| | |EngSci 2T6 & MSE 2T5 |
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| | |Bridge |
| | |- |
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| | |- |
| | |2023-2024 |
| | |Aidan Castanheiro & Kaija Mikes |
| | |ECE 2T5 & EngSci 2T5 |
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| | |Train |
| | |- |
| | ||2022-2023 |
| | ||Natalia Espinosa-Merlano & Parker Johnston |
| | ||Mech 2T3+PEY & ECE 2T2 T1+1+PEY |
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| | ||3D Rainbow |
| | |- |
| | ||2021-2022 |
| | ||Emma Belhadfa & Ethan Stojanov |
| | ||NΨ 2T3 & MSE 2T3 |
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| | |- |
| | ||2020-2021 |
| | ||Sophia Mazzonna & Nathan Coelho |
| | ||ECE 2T2 & ECE 2T2 |
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| | || |
| | |- |
| | ||2019-2020 |
| | ||Ben Morehead & Michelle Watt |
| | ||ECE 2T1 & Mech 2T1 T1 |
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| | ||Stonewall Thank You |
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| | ||2018-2019 |
| | ||Carlos Antonio Fiel & MacKenzie Campbell |
| | ||Chem 1T8+1+PEY & EngSci 2T0 |
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| | ||Shooting Stars |
| | |- |
| | ||2017-2018 |
| | ||Marie Floryan & Cameron Alizadeh |
| | ||Mech 1T9 & EngSci 1T9 |
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| | |- |
| | ||2016-2017 |
| | ||Ozan Coşkun & Josh Calafato |
| | ||Mech 1T7 & EngSci 1T7+PEY |
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| | ||Chair Arch |
| | |- |
| | ||2015-2016 |
| | ||Trevor Gauthier & Liz White |
| | ||Mech 1T7+PEY & Chem 1T7+PEY |
| | ||Hogwarts Express |
| | ||Wheel of Skule |
| | |- |
| | ||2014-2015 |
| | ||Alejandro Mejia & Aidan Solala |
| | ||MSE 1T4+PEY & Mech 1T6+PEY |
| | ||New TTC Streetcar |
| | ||Moon Lander |
| |- | | |- |
| |2012-2013 | | ||2013-2014 |
| |Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath | | ||Gregory Cummings & Ryan Mintz |
| |MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4 | | ||Elec 1T4+PEY & Elec 1T4 |
| |Skule Bus | | ||Frosh Group Mosaic |
| |Nyan Cat | | ||Lady Rainicorn |
| |- | | |- |
| |2011-2012 | | ||2012-2013 |
| |Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa | | ||Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath |
| |Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3 | | ||MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4+PEY |
| |Princess Peach's Castle | | ||Dye Station Mosaic/Skule Bus |
| |Godiva's Horse | | ||Nyan Cat |
| |- | | |- |
| |2010-2011 | | ||2011-2012 |
| |Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo | | ||Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa |
| |Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY | | ||Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3 |
| |TTC Streetcar | | ||Princess Peach's Castle/The Danger Float |
| !rowspan="37"|
| | ||Godiva's Horse |
| |- | | |- |
| |2009-2010 | | ||2010-2011 |
| |Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu | | ||Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo |
| |Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY | | ||Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY |
| |Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House | | ||TTC Streetcar |
| | ! rowspan="37"| |
| |- | | |- |
| |2008-2009 | | ||2009-2010 |
| |Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez | | ||Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu |
| |MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1 | | ||Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY |
| |Boombox | | ||Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House |
| |- | | |- |
| |2007-2008 | | ||2008-2009 |
| |Stefano Gelmi | | ||Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez |
| |Indy 0T9 | | ||MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1 |
| |Train | | ||Boombox |
| | |- |
| | ||2007-2008 |
| | ||Stefano Gelmi |
| | ||Indy 0T9 |
| | ||Train |
| |- | | |- |
| |2006-2007 | | ||2006-2007 |
| |John McLeod & Henry Cheung | | ||John McLeod & Henry Cheung |
| |NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY | | ||NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY |
| |Space Shuttle | | ||Space Shuttle |
| |- | | |- |
| |2005-2006 | | ||2005-2006 |
| |Chris Anderson | | ||Chris Anderson |
| |? | | ||? |
| |Double-Decker Bus | | ||Double-Decker Bus |
| |- | | |- |
| |2004-2005 | | ||2004-2005 |
| |Leona Smith | | ||Leona Smith |
| |? | | ||MSE 0T6 |
| |Castle | | ||Castle |
| |- | | |- |
| |2003-2004 | | ||2003-2004 |
| |Jon Hollands | | ||Jon Hollands |
| |Mech 0T5 | | ||Mech 0T5 |
| |Pirate Ship | | ||Pirate Ship |
| |- | | |- |
| |2002-2003 | | ||2002-2003 |
| |Duncan Rowe | | ||Duncan Rowe |
| |Civ 0T4 | | ||Civ 0T4 |
| |Red Skule House | | ||Red Skule House |
| |- | | |- |
| |2001-2002 | | ||2001-2002 |
| |Angelo Gentile | | ||Angelo Gentile |
| |? | | ||Indy 0T3 |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |2000-2001 | | ||2000-2001 |
| |Matthew Staikos | | ||Matthew Staikos |
| |? | | ||Comp 0T1 |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1999-2000 | | ||1999-2000 |
| |Struan Vaz | | ||Ken McNeil & Struan Vaz |
| |? | | ||? |
| |Dell Computer | | ||Dell Computer |
| |- | | |- |
| |1998-1999 | | ||1998-1999 |
| |Sean Voskamp | | ||Sean Voskamp |
| |Mech 0T0 | | ||Mech 0T0 |
| |Canon | | ||Canon |
| |- | | |- |
| |1997-1998 | | ||1997-1998 |
| |Ryan Morris | | ||Ryan Morris |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1996-1997 | | ||1996-1997 |
| |Steven Dennis | | ||Steven Dennis |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1995-1996 | | ||1995-1996 |
| |Drago Banovic | | ||[[Drago Banovic|Drago "Puff" Banovic]] |
| |? | | ||Indy 9T8+ |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1994-1995 | | ||1994-1995 |
| |Ken Gower | | ||Ken Gower |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1993-1994 | | ||1993-1994 |
| |Rowan Wilson | | ||Rowan Wilson |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1992-1993 | | ||1992-1993 |
| |Brian Scholz | | ||Brian Scholz |
| |? | | ||Geo 9T4 + Japan |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1991-1992 | | ||1991-1992 |
| |? | | ||Christopher Hiscock |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1990-1991 | | ||1990-1991 |
| |George Mallinos | | ||George Mallinos |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1989-1990 | | ||1989-1990 |
| |Sandro Perruzza | | ||Sandro Perruzza |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1988-1989 | | ||1988-1989 |
| |Rino Zan | | ||Rino Zan |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1987-1988 | | ||1987-1988 |
| |Allan Bray | | ||Allan Bray |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1986-1987 | | ||1986-1987 |
| |Steve Kotsopoulos | | ||Steve Kotsopoulos |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1985-1986 | | ||1985-1986 |
| |Wayne McPhee | | ||Wayne McPhee |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1984-1985 | | ||1984-1985 |
| |Franco Minatel | | ||Franco Minatel |
| |Mech 8T6 | | ||Mech 8T6 |
| |Hard Hat with beer bottle? | | ||Hard Hat with beer bottle? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1983-1984 | | ||1983-1984 |
| |Bill Hollings | | ||Bill Hollings |
| |? | | ||NΨ 8T5 |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1982-1983 | | ||1982-1983 |
| |Alan Kasperski | | ||Alan Kasperski |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1981-1982 | | ||1981-1982 |
| |Peter Weick | | ||Peter Weick |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1980-1981 | | ||1980-1981 |
| |Ofer Pittel | | ||Ofer Pittel |
| |? | | ||Mech |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1979-1980 | | ||1979-1980 |
| |George Klekner-Alt | | ||George Klekner-Alt |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1978-1979 | | ||1978-1979 |
| |Bob Beaumont | | ||Bob Beaumont |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1977-1978 | | ||1977-1978 |
| |Rob Yates | | ||Rob Yates |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1976-1977 | | ||1976-1977 |
| |Jim Burpee | | ||Jim Burpee |
| |? | | ||Mech 7T8 |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1975-1976 | | ||1975-1976 |
| |R. Gilmour | | ||Robert Gilmour |
| |? | | ||? |
| |? | | ||? |
| |- | | |- |
| |1974-1975 | | ||1974-1975 |
| |Paul Baker | | ||Paul Baker |
| |? | | ||NΨ 7T5 |
| |? | | ||? |
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| *[http://blueandgold.skule.ca The Blue and Gold Committee] | | *[http://blueandgold.skule.ca The Blue and Gold Committee] |
| *[http://www.skule.ca University of Toronto Engineering Society] | | *[http://www.skule.ca University of Toronto Engineering Society] |
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| == Songs ==
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| '''If I Were The Blue & Gold Chair'''
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| Tradition dictates that there are a series of presentations during the ConHall event of F!rosh Week (currently known as Matriculation) to get the F!rosh aware of the different things they can participate in, and to introduce them to the university. Among these presentations are ones done by the Engineering Stores, SkuleTM Nite, the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, and the Blue & Gold Committee.
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| In 2006, John McLeod and Henry Cheung changed the format of the Blue & Gold presentation... and this is what they came up with (sung to the tune of 'If I Had A Million Dollars'):
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I'd sing you this song <br />
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| (I would sing you this song) <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I'd go on and on and on <br />
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| (But not forget my words or be out of tune) <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I'd sing about lots of fun <br />
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| (Like the Blue & Gold Committee) <br />
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| If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' We'd build a homecoming float! <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' You could help; don't forget your coat! <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto! <br />
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| TALKING BIT: <br />
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| '''Henry:''' Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do? <br />
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| '''John:''' Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair? <br />
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| '''Henry:''' Well... <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I would run a movie night <br />
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| (In fact, there's one in only 10 hours) <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics <br />
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| (Test your skill, speed, & your sports) <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| I'd build you a bed <br />
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| (Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!) <br />
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| If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' We would run Godiva Week! <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' We would sing instead of speak! <br />
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| If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''Henry:''' Oh how I wish, oh how I wish... <br />
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| TALKING BIT: <br />
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| '''Henry:''' (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...) <br />
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| '''John:''' Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join? <br />
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| '''Henry:''' Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it! <br />
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| '''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| '''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| They have a great mailing list <br />
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| (That way, none of the events will be missed!) <br />
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| '''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| '''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| Just go online today <br />
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| (to blueandgold.skule.ca) <br />
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| '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| It's easy guys, you'll see <br />
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| (Haven't you signed up already!?) <br />
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| If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br />
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| Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br />
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| '''Henry:''' It's easy, just go online... <br />
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| How do I join Blue & Gold? <br />
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| '''John:''' Type it in, you'll be just fine. <br />
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| How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld? <br />
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| '''Henry:''' blueandgold.skule.ca! <br />
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| ''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7 <br />
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| Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7''
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| '''Barrett's Privateers''' <br />
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| ''by Stan Rogers''
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| Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| A letter of marque came from the King <br />
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| To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen <br />
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| God Damn them all! I was told <br />
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| We'd cruise the seas for American gold <br />
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| We'd fire no guns, shed no tears <br />
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| Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier <br />
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| The last of Barrett's privateers. <br />
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| Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town, <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who <br />
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| Would make for him the Antelope's crew, <br />
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| The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| She'd a list to port and her sails in rags, <br />
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| And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags. <br />
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| On the King's birthday we put to sea. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| We were ninety-one days to Montego bay, <br />
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| Pumping like madmen all the way. <br />
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| On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight <br />
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| With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight <br />
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| The Yankee lay low down with gold. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| She was broad and fat and loose in stays, <br />
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| But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days <br />
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| Then at length we stood two cables away. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din, <br />
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| But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. <br />
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| The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, <br />
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| And the maintruck carried off both me legs. <br />
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| <br />
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| So here I lay in my twenty-third year. <br />
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| I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br />
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| It's been six years since we sailed away, <br />
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| And I just made Halifax yesterday. <br />
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| '''Yogi Bear'''
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| I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
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| Yogi, Yogi <br />
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| I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
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| Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
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| Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear <br />
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| I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br />
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| Yogi-Yogi Bear <br />
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| Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
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| Cindy, Cindy <br />
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| Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
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| Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
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| Cindy Cindy Bear, Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
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| Yogi has a girlfriend <br />
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| Cindy Cindy Bear <br />
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| The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
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| Cindy likes it in the dark <br />
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| Black bear, Black bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it upside down <br />
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| Koala bear, Koala bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it interracial <br />
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| Panda bear, Panda bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it really rough <br />
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| Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
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| Cindy doesn't shave down there <br />
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| Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it from behind <br />
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| Brown bear, Brown bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it underage <br />
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| Teddy bear, Teddy bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it soft and squishy <br />
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| Gummy bear, Gummy bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it sweet and sticky <br />
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| Honey bear, Honey bear <br />
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| Cindy likes it on the freezer <br />
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| Polar bear, Polar bear <br />
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| Cindy makes sure condoms are used <br />
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| Care bear, Care bear <br />
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| '''Chicago'''
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| I used to work in Chicago in an old department store <br />
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| I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! <br />
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| A woman came in for a fishing pole <br />
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| A fishing pole from the store <br />
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| A fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got! <br />
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| Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
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| And I don't work there anymore <br />
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| A man came in for some apples <br />
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| Some apples from the store <br />
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| Some apples he wanted, my cherry he got! <br />
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| Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br />
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| And I don't work there anymore <br />
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| The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
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| A woman came in for a diamond ring <br />
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| A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got! <br />
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| A man came in for some cups <br />
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| Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some cat food <br />
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| Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got! <br />
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| A man came in for some gloves <br />
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| Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a screen door <br />
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| A screen door she wanted, the back door she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some hamburger <br />
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| Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got! <br />
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| A man came in for some lobster <br />
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| Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a hammer <br />
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| A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! <br />
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| A man came in for thirteen squared <br />
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| Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some bolts <br />
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| Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got! <br />
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| A man came in for a bag <br />
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| A bag he wanted, my box he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a piano <br />
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| A piano she wanted, my organ she got! <br />
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| A man came in for a vacuum <br />
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| A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got! <br />
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| A man came in for some flowers <br />
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| Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a rooster <br />
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| A rooster she wanted, my cock she got! <br />
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| A man came in for a leaf blower <br />
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| A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a fishing lure, <br />
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| A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got! <br />
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| A man came for a Shakespearing character <br />
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| Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got! <br />
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| A woman came in for an automatic transmission <br />
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| A transmission she wanted, my stick she got! <br />
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| A man came for some KFC <br />
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| KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got! <br />
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| A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name) <br />
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| (Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for vinyl flooring, <br />
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| Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a Ford, <br />
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| An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did! <br />
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| A woman came in for the alphabet, <br />
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| ABC she wanted, an STD she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a Kit Kat <br />
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| A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a makeover <br />
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| A makeover she wanted, a facial she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some electricity <br />
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| Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for employment <br />
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| Employment she wanted, a rim job she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a Jesus <br />
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| A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a ruler <br />
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| A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some floorboards <br />
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| Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a G.I. Joe <br />
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| A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a deck of cards <br />
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| 52 she wanted, 69'd she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a pickeled deer <br />
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| A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation <br />
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| A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for bowling ball <br />
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| A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican <br />
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| An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some shoes <br />
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| We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her! <br />
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| A woman came in for a sub sandwich <br />
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| A sub she wanted, my footlong she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for some quick service <br />
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| Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got! <br />
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| Killer verses: <br />
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| A woman came in for a pregnancy test <br />
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| A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got! <br />
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| A woman came in for a coat hanger <br />
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| A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got! <br />
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| '''The Gangbang Song'''
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| Knock knock <br />
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| Who's there? <br />
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| Anita <br />
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| Anita who? <br />
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| I need a... <br />
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| <br />
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| CHORUS: <br />
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| ...gangbang, and always will <br />
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| Because a gangbang gives her such a thrill <br />
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| When she was younger, and in her prime <br />
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| She used to gangbang all the time! <br />
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| Knock knock <br />
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| Who's there? <br />
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| Truman<br />
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| Truman who? <br />
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| Is it true man I saw your mamma at the... <br />
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| The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br />
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| Washington <br />
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| We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the... <br />
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| Carter <br />
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| Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the... <br />
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| Abell <br />
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| A bell will ring to start the... <br />
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| Gladiator <br />
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| I'm glad he ate her out before the... <br />
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| Wilma<br />
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| Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...<br />
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| Thatcher<br />
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| Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...<br />
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| Whiner<br />
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| Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the... <br />
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| Turner <br />
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| Turn her over, and let's have another... <br />
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| Herb <br />
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| Her brother loves to... <br />
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| Oliver <br />
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| All of her clothes came off at the... <br />
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| Betty <br />
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| Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the... <br />
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| Professor<br />
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| Profess your lust to her at the... <br />
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| Extinct <br />
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| It stinked like fish at the... <br />
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| Mona <br />
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| Moan a little louder and we'll all join the... <br />
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| Sharon <br />
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| Share and share alike at the... <br />
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| Ben <br />
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| Bend over so we can start the... <br />
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| Kenya <br />
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| Can ya give me directions to the... <br />
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| Rectum <br />
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| Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the... <br />
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| Urine <br />
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| You're in for sloppy seconds at the... <br />
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| Ida <br />
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| Ida want another... <br />
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| Charlie Pride <br />
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| Charlie Pride her pants off at the... <br />
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| Dolly Parton <br />
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| Dolly's partin' her thighs at the... <br />
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| McMaster <br />
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| Mc-masturbated all over her at the... <br />
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| <br />
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| The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus: <br />
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| Knock knock <br />
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| Who's there? <br />
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| Banana <br />
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| Banana who? <br />
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| ... <br />
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| <br />
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| BANANA CHORUS: <br />
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| ...banananana, Banana-nah! <br />
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| Bananana-nah-nah! <br />
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| Bananana-nah, nananana-nah! <br />
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| Bananana-naaaah! <br />
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| Orange<br />
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| Aren't you glad that I didn't say...<br />
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| Watermelon<br />
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| Watermelon? I meant to say...<br />
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| ENDING:<br />
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| And now she's older, and turning grey.<br />
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| She only gangbangs twice a day...<br />
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| But when she was younger, and in her prime<br />
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| She used to gangbang all the time!<br />
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