Godiva's Hymn: Difference between revisions

:We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,

:We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.

:For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

:Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,

:To show to all the villagers her fine and lily-white hide.

:Was the only one to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

:The men who took her from her steed, and led her to a beer,

:Were a bleary-eyed Surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

:Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.

:In any Engineering text, its level can be got.

:But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers

:Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.

:The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,

:But an Artsie queer, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.

:But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.

:We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,

:We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.

:And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.

:Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français

:Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Bourgelais

:Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.

:We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,

:We can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears.

:For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

:We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where we are,

:We want, we want, we want, we want, we want to find a bar.

:For we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!

:Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,

:But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.

:But the Comp kept rambling on and on and on recursively!

:An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,

:Said the Artsie, “Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand.”

:While an Artsie with a PHD can work at Mickey D’s.

:Said Spock to Captain Kirk "the logic you cannot refute,

:the odds of our survival are so small I can't compute."

:For he just remembered Scotty was the resident engineer!

:I came across a girl whose skin was glazed in purple hue,

:Her aura proud, her spirit loud, her words were strong and true;

:They came for academics but soon learned there's so much more,

:So come on down to U of T and hear the Cannon roar!