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Verses of Godiva's Hymn with offensive language and/or ideas have been placed here. These verses no longer reflect engineering culture, and have been placed here solely as a historical reference.
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<dl><dd>Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,</dd><dd>But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.</dd><dd>You can bitch or tell us off, even abuse us if you please,</dd><dd>But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!</dd></dl>
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<dl><dd>On reading Karma Sutra, a guy learned position nine</dd><dd>For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.</dd><dd>But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on his rear,</dd><dd>For he was a feeble artsie and she was an Engineer.</dd></dl>
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<dl><dd>A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,</dd><dd>The Engineer was busy doing research after dark.</dd><dd>His scientific method was a marvel to observe,</dd><dd>While his right hand wrote the figures down, his left hand traced the curves.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole,</dd><dd>My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole,</dd><dd>My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,</dd><dd>But they don't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>Fornication, copulation, penetration, fuck</dd><dd>Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, suck</dd><dd>Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear;</dd><dd>These words don't mean a thing to me cause I'm an engineer!</dd></dl>
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<dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.</dd><dd>So cum, so cum, so cum, so cum, so cum all over us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told</dd><dd>'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,</dd><dd>But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,</dd><dd>And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.</dd></dl>
<dl><dd>I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire, </dd><dd>Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,</dd><dd>She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,</dd><dd>For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.</dd></dl>
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