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The origin of the meaning of "Toike Oike" has been lost in time. One popular theory states that in the early days of the Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering, there was a caretaker named Graham who worked in the [[Little Red Skulehouse]] and had a thick Irish accent. This caretaker was fond of telling students, who would work until late hours in the lab, to "take a hike" when the building closed every night, but because of his accent the phrase was heard as "toy-kee-oyk". When it came time to establish a new [[Skule Yell]], the students decided to incorporated this phrase into it, and later to use it as the name of the original engineering newspaper. | The origin of the meaning of "Toike Oike" has been lost in time. One popular theory states that in the early days of the Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering, there was a caretaker named Graham who worked in the [[Little Red Skulehouse]] and had a thick Irish accent. This caretaker was fond of telling students, who would work until late hours in the lab, to "take a hike" when the building closed every night, but because of his accent the phrase was heard as "toy-kee-oyk". When it came time to establish a new [[Skule Yell]], the students decided to incorporated this phrase into it, and later to use it as the name of the original engineering newspaper. | ||
==Toiking== | ==Toiking== | ||
To “Toike a door” is to craftily prop it open such that all your friends may pass through it at any hour. The most skilled Toikers are able to achieve such a feat using only one leaf of print, ideally the cover and back. In doing so, the cunning Engineer displays Skills of: | |||
* Ingenuity, in using Minimal Materials to Fulfill their Task | |||
* Communication, in Marking the Toiked door from afar with the Distinctive cover | |||
* Community, in Allowing all to Enter the Halls where they are | |||
In past years, the tradition of "Toiking" was a popular use of the Toike Oike newspaper. It was a form of "involuntary make-up application", where the back page of an issue of the Toike is rubbed vigorously against the face of a person. The back page always contains content printed almost entirely with black ink (covering the entire page) so that upon completing the action described, the person being Toiked is left with black ink residue all over their face. However, this look is not a source of shame, and many students who have been Toiked choose to proudly wear this new look for at least some time before heading to a bathroom to scrub the ink off. | |||
==Positions== | ==Positions== | ||
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! colspan="2"|Editor | ! colspan="2"|Editor | ||
! colspan="3"|Issue Title | ! colspan="3"|Issue Title | ||
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||2023-2014 | |||
||Ben Gloade | |||
||NΨ 2T4<br /> | |||
||[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y8K2kb1K6droBgPjnq_lRl8MOzps21I5/view Just a Simple Country Toike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ve7xlIc5GEqY2-eWOALu52gcJLmb0L0w/view TwitterXToike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aoHPaxMT4j12eEWgH9Uy99D5w_dXspx5/view?usp=sharing LGBToike] | |||
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||2022-2023 | |||
||Navin Vanderwert | |||
||NΨ 2T4<br /> | |||
||Toike 175 | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hl430DIw_qdTIXz9oA2Sq6Mbj_HYEbyE/view r/Toike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UNYfYQ6ZVqyy44Hz5Priif3-XDj2MRy9/view?usp=sharing Greenwashing Toike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/19jLFAtWanAdQbj9eiDLAIwa7POOqGtd2/view BLOG TOike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yRbZ2Og8PGQoNJf478xLBgXKy3X-Sz0O/view?usp=sharing Land Before Toike] | |||
|- | |||
||2021-2022 | |||
||Natalia Espinosa-Merlano | |||
||Mech 2T3<br /> | |||
||[https://drive.google.com/file/d/14a50oLeQS062zPQ9a3RJnb0qn8YsYaVJ/view Young Adult Toike] | |||
[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eQTY_xCxEbfT0J5r0ObesUVx4IknnLFS/view?fbclid=IwAR0Ylv9ERgoxnQIxkVSI9g-ft2AKuZckfrLJjhtgBJuEqkhIIwdH4u_cne8 Capitalism Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/December-Toike-fuck-u-parker-dont-tell-me-december-toike-is-suicide.pdf Childhood Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/issue/january-2022/ Cannon Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/AnimeToikeWeb.pdf Anime Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/April_Toike_webberoni.pdf Shark Toike] | |||
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||2020-2021 | ||2020-2021 | ||
||Parker Johnston | ||Parker Johnston | ||
||ECE 2T2 | ||ECE 2T2<br /> | ||
|| | ||[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/September-Toike-Final-3-2.pdf Toiker Beat] | ||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/October-Toike-FIXED.pdf Quarantoike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Copy-of-November-Toike.pdf Conspiracy Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/December-Toike-2.pdf Fan Fiction Toike ] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/january_toike_1.4.pdf History Toike] | |||
[https://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/February-Toike-yeeeee-boi-except-actually-fixed-now.pdf Furry Toike] | |||
<span class="value_inner times">[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pt7ib2HWnwl8xc9NpDB2GP89UmnEgSWz/view ɐıןɐɹʇsǝʞıo⊥ uıƃɹıΛ]</span> | |||
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||2019-2020 | ||2019-2020 | ||
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||2018-2019 | ||2018-2019 | ||
||Leigh McNeil-Taboika | ||[[Leigh McNeil-Taboika]] † | ||
||Chem 1T9+PEY | ||Chem 1T9+PEY | ||
||[http://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Sep-2018-Final.pdf The Toike Oike for Dummies] | ||[http://toike.skule.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Sep-2018-Final.pdf The Toike Oike for Dummies] | ||
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||2010-2011 | ||2010-2011 | ||
||Navid Nourian | ||Navid Nourian † | ||
||NΨ 1T2+PEY | ||NΨ 1T2+PEY | ||
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||Colin Knowles | ||Colin Knowles | ||
||Mech 9T8 + PEY | ||Mech 9T8 + PEY | ||
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||1994-1995 | ||1994-1995 | ||
||Tim Redford | ||Tim Redford | ||
||EngSci Aero 9T4+1 | ||EngSci Aero 9T4+1 | ||
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||1993-1994 | ||1993-1994 | ||
||Tim Redford | ||Tim Redford | ||
||EngSci Aero 9T4+1 | ||EngSci Aero 9T4+1 | ||
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||1992-1993 | ||1992-1993 | ||
||Henry N. Pedro | ||Henry N. Pedro | ||
||??? | ||??? | ||
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|1990-1991 | |||
|Justin Bowler † | |||
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||1980-1981 | |||
||Dave Thompson | |||
||Ind 8T3 | |||
||[https://archive.org/details/uoftarchives?sin=&and%5B%5D=toike+oike&and%5B%5D=year%3A%221981%22&sort=titleSorter Toike Oike Publications for this year] | |||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
[http://toike.skule.ca Toike Oike website] | [http://toike.skule.ca Toike Oike website] | ||
==We Regret the Fact== | ==We Regret the Fact== | ||
We regret the fact that contrary to our own desires we have been obliged to make known to the public the complete procedure to be adopted during the initiation ceremony of Thursday evening. Owing to the timidity with which some of the Freshmen are approaching the event, the Council on Initiation Affairs deemed it advisable that the following be published. Except for a few minor, and as yet tentative details, this is a true declaration of the manner in which the initiation will be conducted. | The following is an excerpt from a 1930 Toike Oike, and it depicts some practices, traditions, and prejudices which were once commonplace in Engineering culture. Such activities were wrong then, and are wrong today. | ||
<p>We regret the fact that contrary to our own desires we have been obliged to make known to the public the complete procedure to be adopted during the initiation ceremony of Thursday evening. Owing to the timidity with which some of the Freshmen are approaching the event, the Council on Initiation Affairs deemed it advisable that the following be published. Except for a few minor, and as yet tentative details, this is a true declaration of the manner in which the initiation will be conducted. | |||
The Freshman will present himself, clothed in no more than is necessary to cross the street between the Engineering building and Convocation Hall. A barrel is particularly acceptable in view of the fact that it may be broken up and used to advantage in the events that follow. The Freshmen are urgently requested to co-operate to this small extent if at all possible. Upon arriving at the draughting room the participant will be effectively blinded by a small strip of adhesive tape, so placed as to make the opening of the eyelids impossible. He will then be lifted, by an arrangement of tackle, to a height of about 20 feet above the floor. A quick release mechanism will allow him to be precipitated suddenly to a spring platform inclined at 45 degrees to the horizontal. If the computed values of velocity and coefficient of restitution are accurate to within 10%, the subject will land squarely in a tub of lukewarm water. Allowing for inaccuracies in adjustment, the approach to the tub will be slanted so as to insure immersion. Upon scrambling out of the water he will be dried by rolling in a bed of charcoal, finely divided. In case this does not prove as effective as anticipated the participant will receive an application of blacking, a substance especially prepared by members of Department 6 (Chemical). The nature of this ointment we do not feel it compulsory to divulge. This will render each man free from identification so that no partiality can be shown friends. A generous application of some wholesome soap will be applied to the head to make the shaving as painless as possible. Several additional features have been submitted to the committee but it was felt that with the numbers taking part, a longer programme would make it impossible to do things with the thoroughness that is desirable. As a grand finale, however, we have arranged the "Giant Swing" in which the happy Freshman will be ejected, by a spring board catapult, some ten feet into space, and will, if properly aimed, alight on a feather tick, where he will be served with hot coffee and crackers. | The Freshman will present himself, clothed in no more than is necessary to cross the street between the Engineering building and Convocation Hall. A barrel is particularly acceptable in view of the fact that it may be broken up and used to advantage in the events that follow. The Freshmen are urgently requested to co-operate to this small extent if at all possible. Upon arriving at the draughting room the participant will be effectively blinded by a small strip of adhesive tape, so placed as to make the opening of the eyelids impossible. He will then be lifted, by an arrangement of tackle, to a height of about 20 feet above the floor. A quick release mechanism will allow him to be precipitated suddenly to a spring platform inclined at 45 degrees to the horizontal. If the computed values of velocity and coefficient of restitution are accurate to within 10%, the subject will land squarely in a tub of lukewarm water. Allowing for inaccuracies in adjustment, the approach to the tub will be slanted so as to insure immersion. Upon scrambling out of the water he will be dried by rolling in a bed of charcoal, finely divided. In case this does not prove as effective as anticipated the participant will receive an application of blacking, a substance especially prepared by members of Department 6 (Chemical). The nature of this ointment we do not feel it compulsory to divulge. This will render each man free from identification so that no partiality can be shown friends. A generous application of some wholesome soap will be applied to the head to make the shaving as painless as possible. Several additional features have been submitted to the committee but it was felt that with the numbers taking part, a longer programme would make it impossible to do things with the thoroughness that is desirable. As a grand finale, however, we have arranged the "Giant Swing" in which the happy Freshman will be ejected, by a spring board catapult, some ten feet into space, and will, if properly aimed, alight on a feather tick, where he will be served with hot coffee and crackers. | ||
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''"We We Regret the Fact." Toike Oike, Oct. 16, 1930'' | ''"We We Regret the Fact." Toike Oike, Oct. 16, 1930'' | ||
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