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The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]], who is required to memorize the rant word for word, at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.
The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.


==The Rant==
==The Rant==


INTRODUCING...
INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…


The World Famous, Quintuple Prize Winning, Sextuple Record Setting, 60 Years Celebrating...


TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, Jumbotron flashing, Royal York trashing, fountain splashing, joke rehashing, Oktoberfest bashing, button mashing, joke rehashing;


Stealth-bnad stalking, impostor bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, Con Hall rocking, Scavenger hunt jocking, Chariot Race clocking, United Way walking, Speakers Corner talking, hockey game socking;
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,


Pop machine filling, ready and willing, Crown Royal swilling, yo' we jus' chillin'!
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…


CN Tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, Cannon defending, many patents pending;
Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,


Coke machine wiring, world take-over conspiring, instrument acquiring, fear inspiring, introduction is tiring;


Seven year old Scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,


Vanier Cup rejecting, premium beer selecting, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin;
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,  


Wheel of Fortune spinning, stereo winning; Swiss Chalet eating, Santa Claus greeting, Atrium meeting, Smash Bros. beating;
Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,


Mad integrating, Nathan Phillips skating, Aramark hating, triple X rating;
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.


Yonge St. cruising, Varsity Bluesing, music abusing, ear drum bruising, Blue Jay enthusing, Iron Ring perusing, Hart House Farm carousing, Rum & Coke oozing, referee accusing;


Gamecube playing, Trogdor slaying, artsie laying, fine paying; Police escorting, lecture aborting, broomball sporting, cheerleader courting; S-Dance boating, Homecoming floating, proxy voting, sticker coating;


Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, movie delaying; Football loss cheering, spaghetti monster fearing, alumni suds beering, fire bell searing; Pride Parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, mustache riding; Queens Golden showering, Sourpuss souring, gin devouring, F! deflowering; Funeral halting, mascot assaulting, beverage malting, artsie insulting;
Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,


CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre for information Technology, Ontario University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina streetcar and Sheppard subway OPENING...
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,


AND SUBWAY CLOSING...
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,


Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad! Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society, and White Noise Brigade!
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…
 
 
 
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!
 
Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!
 
Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!
 
 
 
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,
 
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,
 
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.
 
 
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,
 
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,
 
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.
 
 
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,
 
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,
 
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!
 
 
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…
 
 
AND SUBWAY CLOSING….
 
 
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,
 
Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!

Revision as of 17:37, 22 June 2022

The LGMB Rant is the official introduction of the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the Bnad Leedur (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as Matriculation, Cannonball, and Gradball. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.

The Rant

INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…


TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,

Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…

Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,


Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,

Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,

Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,

Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.


Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,

CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,

Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,

Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…


UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!

Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!

Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!


Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,

Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,

Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.


Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,

Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,

Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.


Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,

Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,

Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!


CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…


AND SUBWAY CLOSING….


Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,

Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!