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The Hymn is usually sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", and at Skule™ it is typically sang at every appearance of the Mighty [[Skule Cannon]], whereupon the Cannon is fired at the conclusion of the Hymn. After the Cannon firing, students at Skule™ usually break out into the [[Skule Yell]]. At Christmas time, the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]] has been known to sing the song to the tune of Good King Wenceslas. | The Hymn is usually sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", and at Skule™ it is typically sang at every appearance of the Mighty [[Skule Cannon]], whereupon the Cannon is fired at the conclusion of the Hymn. After the Cannon firing, students at Skule™ usually break out into the [[Skule Yell]]. At Christmas time, the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]] has been known to sing the song to the tune of Good King Wenceslas. | ||
While the Hymn has many verses, it is unusual for students to sing more than the typical 2-3 standard verses commemorating Lady Godiva, or, during [[F!rosh Week]], the additional verses poking fun at other faculties. Many old verses of the song, particularly the off-colour verses, have been deprecated and are rarely remembered, much less heard, on campus. During [[Godiva Week]] at Skule™, many [[Godiva's Crown]] competitors have been known to show off their mastery in memorizing obscure verses, and many have invented their own. | While the Hymn has many verses, it is unusual for students to sing more than the typical 2-3 standard verses commemorating Lady Godiva, or, during [[F!rosh Week]], the additional verses poking fun at other faculties. Many old verses of the song, particularly the off-colour verses, have been deprecated and are rarely remembered, much less heard, on campus. During [[Godiva Week]] at Skule™, many [[Godiva's Crown]] competitors have been known to show off their mastery in memorizing obscure verses, and many have invented their own. <p> | ||
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<h2>Chorus</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.</dd><dd>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.</dd></dl> | <h2>Chorus</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.</dd><dd>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.</dd></dl> | ||
<h2>Verses about Godiva</h2>''The first verse is always sung first before the chorus, typically followed by the second. After that it's anyone's game!'' | <h2>Verses about Godiva</h2>''The first verse is always sung first before the chorus, typically followed by the second. After that it's anyone's game!'' | ||
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<dl><dd>Godiva died and where she fell a bench marks the spot,</dd><dd>In any Engineering text, its level can be got.</dd><dd>And up in Heaven, every day Godiva craves for beer,</dd><dd>But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers</dd></dl> | <dl><dd>Godiva died and where she fell a bench marks the spot,</dd><dd>In any Engineering text, its level can be got.</dd><dd>And up in Heaven, every day Godiva craves for beer,</dd><dd>But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers</dd></dl> | ||
<dl><dd>Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.</dd><dd>She never wore a stitch of clothes, just wound her hair about.</dd><dd>The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,</dd><dd>But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.</dd></dl> | <dl><dd>Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.</dd><dd>She never wore a stitch of clothes, just wound her hair about.</dd><dd>The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,</dd><dd>But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.</dd></dl> | ||
<h2>Female Verse</h2><dl><dd>We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,</dd><dd>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.</dd><dd>So cum, so cum, so cum, so cum, so cum all over us,</dd><dd>For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.</dd></dl> | |||
<dl><dd>A firehose by day and forty beers by night,</dd><dd>An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,</dd><dd>And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,</dd><dd>She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'</dd></dl> | |||
<dl><dd>A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass</dd><dd>And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass</dd><dd>"You've out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear"</dd><dd>The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"</dd></dl> | |||
<dl><dd>I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire, </dd><dd>Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,</dd><dd>She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,</dd><dd>For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.</dd></dl> | |||
<dl><dd>At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told</dd><dd>'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,</dd><dd>But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,</dd><dd>And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.</dd></dl> | |||
<h2>Version française</h2><dl><dd>Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français</dd><dd>Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Bourgelais</dd><dd>On boit sans fin, on fait la fête et les filles nous adorent</dd><dd>Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.</dd></dl> | <h2>Version française</h2><dl><dd>Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ingénieurs français</dd><dd>Quand on a fini de boire la bière, on sort le Bourgelais</dd><dd>On boit sans fin, on fait la fête et les filles nous adorent</dd><dd>Rien de mieux que la langue française pour stimuler un corps.</dd></dl> | ||
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<dl><dd>Joe E. Skule™'s 100 but he has a heart of gold;</dd><dd>He gave the meds his [[Skulehouse]] when it was 94 years old.</dd><dd>The meds were very grateful, but they have problems with precision,</dd><dd>For they use those T-squares and dividers when making their incisions.</dd></dl> | <dl><dd>Joe E. Skule™'s 100 but he has a heart of gold;</dd><dd>He gave the meds his [[Skulehouse]] when it was 94 years old.</dd><dd>The meds were very grateful, but they have problems with precision,</dd><dd>For they use those T-squares and dividers when making their incisions.</dd></dl> | ||
<dl><dd>For 50 years the engineers at Queens' have had our pole,</dd><dd>From Varsity they took it, and their F!rosh week was its role;</dd><dd>But 28 of our own went down, and with a cunning plan</dd><dd>[[Queen's Grease Pole Liberation (2000)|We opened up an unlocked door and brought it home again]]!</dd></dl> | <dl><dd>For 50 years the engineers at Queens' have had our pole,</dd><dd>From Varsity they took it, and their F!rosh week was its role;</dd><dd>But 28 of our own went down, and with a cunning plan</dd><dd>[[Queen's Grease Pole Liberation (2000)|We opened up an unlocked door and brought it home again]]!</dd></dl> | ||
<h2>Naughty, suggestive, or verses in somewhat bad taste</h2><dl><dd>A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,</dd><dd>The Engineer was busy doing research after dark.</dd><dd>His scientific method was a marvel to observe,</dd><dd>While his right hand wrote the figures down, his left hand traced the curves. | |||
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<dl><dd>My father peddles opium, my mother's on the dole,</dd><dd>My sister used to walk the streets but now she's on parole,</dd><dd>My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,</dd><dd>But they don't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer. | |||
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<dl><dd>Fornication, Copulation, Penetration, Fuck</dd><dd>Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, Suck</dd><dd>Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear;</dd><dd>These words don't mean a thing to me cause I'm an engineer! | |||
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<h2>Verses about fictional engineers</h2><dl><dd>Said Spock to Captain Kirk "the logic you cannot refute,</dd><dd>the odds of our survival are so small I can't compute."</dd><dd>Said Kirk "Oh no! We all shall die!" but then he gave a cheer,</dd><dd>For he just remembered Scotty was the resident engineer!</dd></dl> | <h2>Verses about fictional engineers</h2><dl><dd>Said Spock to Captain Kirk "the logic you cannot refute,</dd><dd>the odds of our survival are so small I can't compute."</dd><dd>Said Kirk "Oh no! We all shall die!" but then he gave a cheer,</dd><dd>For he just remembered Scotty was the resident engineer!</dd></dl> | ||