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I'd sing you this song <br /> | I'd sing you this song <br /> | ||
(I would sing you this song) <br /> | (I would sing you this song) <br /> | ||
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'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
I'd go on and on and on <br /> | I'd go on and on and on <br /> | ||
(But not forget my words or be out of tune) <br /> | (But not forget my words or be out of tune) <br /> | ||
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'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
I'd sing about lots of fun <br /> | I'd sing about lots of fun <br /> | ||
(Like the Blue & Gold Committee) <br /> | (Like the Blue & Gold Committee) <br /> | ||
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If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | ||
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If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto! <br /> | Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto! <br /> | ||
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TALKING BIT: <br /> | TALKING BIT: <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do? <br /> | '''Henry:''' Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do? <br /> | ||
'''John:''' Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair? <br /> | '''John:''' Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair? <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' Well... <br /> | '''Henry:''' Well... <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
I would run a movie night <br /> | I would run a movie night <br /> | ||
(In fact, there's one in only 10 hours) <br /> | (In fact, there's one in only 10 hours) <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics <br /> | I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics <br /> | ||
(Test your skill, speed, & your sports) <br /> | (Test your skill, speed, & your sports) <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
I'd build you a bed <br /> | I'd build you a bed <br /> | ||
(Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!) <br /> | (Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!) <br /> | ||
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If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | ||
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CHORUS: <br /> | CHORUS: <br /> | ||
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
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If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were a Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' Oh how I wish, oh how I wish... <br /> | '''Henry:''' Oh how I wish, oh how I wish... <br /> | ||
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TALKING BIT: <br /> | TALKING BIT: <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...) <br /> | '''Henry:''' (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...) <br /> | ||
'''John:''' Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join? <br /> | '''John:''' Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join? <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it! <br /> | '''Henry:''' Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it! <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | '''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | ||
'''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | '''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | ||
They have a great mailing list <br /> | They have a great mailing list <br /> | ||
(That way, none of the events will be missed!) <br /> | (That way, none of the events will be missed!) <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | '''Henry:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | ||
'''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | '''John:''' How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | ||
Just go online today <br /> | Just go online today <br /> | ||
(to blueandgold.skule.ca) <br /> | (to blueandgold.skule.ca) <br /> | ||
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'''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''Henry:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
'''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | '''John:''' If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
It's easy guys, you'll see <br /> | It's easy guys, you'll see <br /> | ||
(Haven't you signed up already!?) <br /> | (Haven't you signed up already!?) <br /> | ||
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If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | If I were the Blue & Gold Chair <br /> | ||
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld! <br /> | ||
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CHORUS: <br /> | CHORUS: <br /> | ||
How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | How do I join Blue & Gold? <br /> | ||
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How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld? <br /> | How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld? <br /> | ||
'''Henry:''' blueandgold.skule.ca! <br /> | '''Henry:''' blueandgold.skule.ca! <br /> | ||
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''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7 <br /> | ''Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7 <br /> | ||
Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7'' | Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7'' | ||
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'''Barrett's Privateers''' <br /> | '''Barrett's Privateers''' <br /> | ||
''by Stan Rogers'' | ''by Stan Rogers'' | ||
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Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight <br /> | Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
A letter of marque came from the King <br /> | A letter of marque came from the King <br /> | ||
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen <br /> | To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen <br /> | ||
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CHORUS: <br /> | CHORUS: <br /> | ||
God Damn them all! I was told <br /> | God Damn them all! I was told <br /> | ||
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Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier <br /> | Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier <br /> | ||
The last of Barrett's privateers. <br /> | The last of Barrett's privateers. <br /> | ||
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Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town, <br /> | Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town, <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who <br /> | For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who <br /> | ||
Would make for him the Antelope's crew, <br /> | Would make for him the Antelope's crew, <br /> | ||
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The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. <br /> | The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
She'd a list to port and her sails in rags, <br /> | She'd a list to port and her sails in rags, <br /> | ||
And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags. <br /> | And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags. <br /> | ||
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On the King's birthday we put to sea. <br /> | On the King's birthday we put to sea. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
We were ninety-one days to Montego bay, <br /> | We were ninety-one days to Montego bay, <br /> | ||
Pumping like madmen all the way. <br /> | Pumping like madmen all the way. <br /> | ||
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On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again. <br /> | On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight <br /> | When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight <br /> | ||
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight <br /> | With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight <br /> | ||
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The Yankee lay low down with gold. <br /> | The Yankee lay low down with gold. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
She was broad and fat and loose in stays, <br /> | She was broad and fat and loose in stays, <br /> | ||
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days <br /> | But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days <br /> | ||
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Then at length we stood two cables away. <br /> | Then at length we stood two cables away. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din, <br /> | Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din, <br /> | ||
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. <br /> | But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in. <br /> | ||
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The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. <br /> | The Antelope shook and pitched on her side. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, <br /> | Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs, <br /> | ||
And the maintruck carried off both me legs. <br /> | And the maintruck carried off both me legs. <br /> | ||
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So here I lay in my twenty-third year. <br /> | So here I lay in my twenty-third year. <br /> | ||
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | I wish I were in Sherbrooke now! <br /> | ||
It's been six years since we sailed away, <br /> | It's been six years since we sailed away, <br /> | ||
And I just made Halifax yesterday. <br /> | And I just made Halifax yesterday. <br /> | ||
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'''Yogi Bear''' | '''Yogi Bear''' | ||
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I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br /> | I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br /> | ||
Yogi, Yogi <br /> | Yogi, Yogi <br /> | ||
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I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br /> | I've got a friend in Jellystone Park <br /> | ||
Yogi-Yogi Bear <br /> | Yogi-Yogi Bear <br /> | ||
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Yogi has a girlfriend <br /> | Yogi has a girlfriend <br /> | ||
Cindy, Cindy <br /> | Cindy, Cindy <br /> | ||
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Yogi has a girlfriend <br /> | Yogi has a girlfriend <br /> | ||
Cindy Cindy Bear <br /> | Cindy Cindy Bear <br /> | ||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | ||
Cindy likes it in the dark <br /> | Cindy likes it in the dark <br /> | ||
Black bear, Black bear <br /> | Black bear, Black bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it upside down <br /> | Cindy likes it upside down <br /> | ||
Koala bear, Koala bear <br /> | Koala bear, Koala bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it interracial <br /> | Cindy likes it interracial <br /> | ||
Panda bear, Panda bear <br /> | Panda bear, Panda bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it really rough <br /> | Cindy likes it really rough <br /> | ||
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br /> | Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy doesn't shave down there <br /> | Cindy doesn't shave down there <br /> | ||
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br /> | Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it from behind <br /> | Cindy likes it from behind <br /> | ||
Brown bear, Brown bear <br /> | Brown bear, Brown bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it underage <br /> | Cindy likes it underage <br /> | ||
Teddy bear, Teddy bear <br /> | Teddy bear, Teddy bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it soft and squishy <br /> | Cindy likes it soft and squishy <br /> | ||
Gummy bear, Gummy bear <br /> | Gummy bear, Gummy bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it sweet and sticky <br /> | Cindy likes it sweet and sticky <br /> | ||
Honey bear, Honey bear <br /> | Honey bear, Honey bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy likes it on the freezer <br /> | Cindy likes it on the freezer <br /> | ||
Polar bear, Polar bear <br /> | Polar bear, Polar bear <br /> | ||
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Cindy makes sure condoms are used <br /> | Cindy makes sure condoms are used <br /> | ||
Care bear, Care bear <br /> | Care bear, Care bear <br /> | ||
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'''Chicago''' | '''Chicago''' | ||
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CHORUS: <br /> | CHORUS: <br /> | ||
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store <br /> | I used to work in Chicago in an old department store <br /> | ||
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! <br /> | I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a fishing pole <br /> | A woman came in for a fishing pole <br /> | ||
A fishing pole from the store <br /> | A fishing pole from the store <br /> | ||
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br /> | Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br /> | ||
And I don't work there anymore <br /> | And I don't work there anymore <br /> | ||
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A man came in for some apples <br /> | A man came in for some apples <br /> | ||
Some apples from the store <br /> | Some apples from the store <br /> | ||
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br /> | Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! <br /> | ||
And I don't work there anymore <br /> | And I don't work there anymore <br /> | ||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | ||
A woman came in for a diamond ring <br /> | A woman came in for a diamond ring <br /> | ||
A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got! <br /> | A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for some cups <br /> | A man came in for some cups <br /> | ||
Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got! <br /> | Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some cat food <br /> | A woman came in for some cat food <br /> | ||
Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got! <br /> | Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for some gloves <br /> | A man came in for some gloves <br /> | ||
Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got! <br /> | Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a screen door <br /> | A woman came in for a screen door <br /> | ||
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got! <br /> | A screen door she wanted, the back door she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some hamburger <br /> | A woman came in for some hamburger <br /> | ||
Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got! <br /> | Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for some lobster <br /> | A man came in for some lobster <br /> | ||
Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got! <br /> | Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a hammer <br /> | A woman came in for a hammer <br /> | ||
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! <br /> | A hammer she wanted, nailed she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for thirteen squared <br /> | A man came in for thirteen squared <br /> | ||
Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got! <br /> | Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some bolts <br /> | A woman came in for some bolts <br /> | ||
Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got! <br /> | Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for a bag <br /> | A man came in for a bag <br /> | ||
A bag he wanted, my box he got! <br /> | A bag he wanted, my box he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a piano <br /> | A woman came in for a piano <br /> | ||
A piano she wanted, my organ she got! <br /> | A piano she wanted, my organ she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for a vacuum <br /> | A man came in for a vacuum <br /> | ||
A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got! <br /> | A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for some flowers <br /> | A man came in for some flowers <br /> | ||
Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got! <br /> | Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a rooster <br /> | A woman came in for a rooster <br /> | ||
A rooster she wanted, my cock she got! <br /> | A rooster she wanted, my cock she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came in for a leaf blower <br /> | A man came in for a leaf blower <br /> | ||
A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got! <br /> | A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a fishing lure, <br /> | A woman came in for a fishing lure, <br /> | ||
A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got! <br /> | A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came for a Shakespearing character <br /> | A man came for a Shakespearing character <br /> | ||
Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got! <br /> | Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for an automatic transmission <br /> | A woman came in for an automatic transmission <br /> | ||
A transmission she wanted, my stick she got! <br /> | A transmission she wanted, my stick she got! <br /> | ||
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A man came for some KFC <br /> | A man came for some KFC <br /> | ||
KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got! <br /> | KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got! <br /> | ||
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A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name) <br /> | A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name) <br /> | ||
(Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got! <br /> | (Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for vinyl flooring, <br /> | A woman came in for vinyl flooring, <br /> | ||
Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got! <br /> | Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a Ford, <br /> | A woman came in for a Ford, <br /> | ||
An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did! <br /> | An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for the alphabet, <br /> | A woman came in for the alphabet, <br /> | ||
ABC she wanted, an STD she got! <br /> | ABC she wanted, an STD she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a Kit Kat <br /> | A woman came in for a Kit Kat <br /> | ||
A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got! <br /> | A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a makeover <br /> | A woman came in for a makeover <br /> | ||
A makeover she wanted, a facial she got! <br /> | A makeover she wanted, a facial she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some electricity <br /> | A woman came in for some electricity <br /> | ||
Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got! <br /> | Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for employment <br /> | A woman came in for employment <br /> | ||
Employment she wanted, a rim job she got! <br /> | Employment she wanted, a rim job she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a Jesus <br /> | A woman came in for a Jesus <br /> | ||
A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got! <br /> | A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a ruler <br /> | A woman came in for a ruler <br /> | ||
A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got! <br /> | A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some floorboards <br /> | A woman came in for some floorboards <br /> | ||
Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got! <br /> | Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a G.I. Joe <br /> | A woman came in for a G.I. Joe <br /> | ||
A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got! <br /> | A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a deck of cards <br /> | A woman came in for a deck of cards <br /> | ||
52 she wanted, 69'd she got! <br /> | 52 she wanted, 69'd she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a pickeled deer <br /> | A woman came in for a pickeled deer <br /> | ||
A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got! <br /> | A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation <br /> | A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation <br /> | ||
A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got! <br /> | A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for bowling ball <br /> | A woman came in for bowling ball <br /> | ||
A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got! <br /> | A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican <br /> | A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican <br /> | ||
An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got! <br /> | An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some shoes <br /> | A woman came in for some shoes <br /> | ||
We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her! <br /> | We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a sub sandwich <br /> | A woman came in for a sub sandwich <br /> | ||
A sub she wanted, my footlong she got! <br /> | A sub she wanted, my footlong she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for some quick service <br /> | A woman came in for some quick service <br /> | ||
Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got! <br /> | Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got! <br /> | ||
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Killer verses: <br /> | Killer verses: <br /> | ||
A woman came in for a pregnancy test <br /> | A woman came in for a pregnancy test <br /> | ||
A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got! <br /> | A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got! <br /> | ||
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A woman came in for a coat hanger <br /> | A woman came in for a coat hanger <br /> | ||
A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got! <br /> | A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got! <br /> | ||
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'''The Gangbang Song''' | '''The Gangbang Song''' | ||
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Knock knock <br /> | Knock knock <br /> | ||
Who's there? <br /> | Who's there? <br /> | ||
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Anita who? <br /> | Anita who? <br /> | ||
I need a... <br /> | I need a... <br /> | ||
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CHORUS: <br /> | CHORUS: <br /> | ||
...gangbang, and always will <br /> | ...gangbang, and always will <br /> | ||
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When she was younger, and in her prime <br /> | When she was younger, and in her prime <br /> | ||
She used to gangbang all the time! <br /> | She used to gangbang all the time! <br /> | ||
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Knock knock <br /> | Knock knock <br /> | ||
Who's there? <br /> | Who's there? <br /> | ||
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Truman who? <br /> | Truman who? <br /> | ||
Is it true man I saw your mamma at the... <br /> | Is it true man I saw your mamma at the... <br /> | ||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | The following verses are sung in the same manner as above: <br /> | ||
Washington <br /> | Washington <br /> | ||
We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the... <br /> | We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the... <br /> | ||
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Carter <br /> | Carter <br /> | ||
Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the... <br /> | Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the... <br /> | ||
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Abell <br /> | Abell <br /> | ||
A bell will ring to start the... <br /> | A bell will ring to start the... <br /> | ||
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Gladiator <br /> | Gladiator <br /> | ||
I'm glad he ate her out before the... <br /> | I'm glad he ate her out before the... <br /> | ||
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Wilma<br /> | Wilma<br /> | ||
Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...<br /> | Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...<br /> | ||
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Thatcher<br /> | Thatcher<br /> | ||
Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...<br /> | Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...<br /> | ||
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Whiner<br /> | Whiner<br /> | ||
Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the... <br /> | Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the... <br /> | ||
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Turner <br /> | Turner <br /> | ||
Turn her over, and let's have another... <br /> | Turn her over, and let's have another... <br /> | ||
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Herb <br /> | Herb <br /> | ||
Her brother loves to... <br /> | Her brother loves to... <br /> | ||
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Oliver <br /> | Oliver <br /> | ||
All of her clothes came off at the... <br /> | All of her clothes came off at the... <br /> | ||
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Betty <br /> | Betty <br /> | ||
Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the... <br /> | Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the... <br /> | ||
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Professor<br /> | Professor<br /> | ||
Profess your lust to her at the... <br /> | Profess your lust to her at the... <br /> | ||
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Extinct <br /> | Extinct <br /> | ||
It stinked like fish at the... <br /> | It stinked like fish at the... <br /> | ||
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Mona <br /> | Mona <br /> | ||
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the... <br /> | Moan a little louder and we'll all join the... <br /> | ||
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Sharon <br /> | Sharon <br /> | ||
Share and share alike at the... <br /> | Share and share alike at the... <br /> | ||
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Ben <br /> | Ben <br /> | ||
Bend over so we can start the... <br /> | Bend over so we can start the... <br /> | ||
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Kenya <br /> | Kenya <br /> | ||
Can ya give me directions to the... <br /> | Can ya give me directions to the... <br /> | ||
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Rectum <br /> | Rectum <br /> | ||
Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the... <br /> | Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the... <br /> | ||
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Urine <br /> | Urine <br /> | ||
You're in for sloppy seconds at the... <br /> | You're in for sloppy seconds at the... <br /> | ||
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Ida <br /> | Ida <br /> | ||
Ida want another... <br /> | Ida want another... <br /> | ||
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Charlie Pride <br /> | Charlie Pride <br /> | ||
Charlie Pride her pants off at the... <br /> | Charlie Pride her pants off at the... <br /> | ||
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Dolly Parton <br /> | Dolly Parton <br /> | ||
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the... <br /> | Dolly's partin' her thighs at the... <br /> | ||
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McMaster <br /> | McMaster <br /> | ||
Mc-masturbated all over her at the... <br /> | Mc-masturbated all over her at the... <br /> | ||
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The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus: <br /> | The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus: <br /> | ||
Knock knock <br /> | Knock knock <br /> | ||
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Banana who? <br /> | Banana who? <br /> | ||
... <br /> | ... <br /> | ||
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BANANA CHORUS: <br /> | BANANA CHORUS: <br /> | ||
...banananana, Banana-nah! <br /> | ...banananana, Banana-nah! <br /> | ||
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Bananana-nah, nananana-nah! <br /> | Bananana-nah, nananana-nah! <br /> | ||
Bananana-naaaah! <br /> | Bananana-naaaah! <br /> | ||
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Orange | Orange<br /> | ||
Aren't you glad that I didn't say... | Aren't you glad that I didn't say...<br /> | ||
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Watermelon | Watermelon<br /> | ||
Watermelon? I meant to say... | Watermelon? I meant to say...<br /> | ||
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ENDING: | ENDING:<br /> | ||
And now she's older, and turning grey. | And now she's older, and turning grey.<br /> | ||
She only gangbangs twice a day... | She only gangbangs twice a day...<br /> | ||
But when she was younger, and in her prime | But when she was younger, and in her prime<br /> | ||
She used to gangbang all the time! | She used to gangbang all the time!<br /> | ||
Revision as of 18:17, 30 March 2013
The Blue & Gold Committee is the Skule™ spirit committee in charge of many Skule™ activities and events, including Godiva Week, bus trips, movie nights, and Homecoming.
Typically, the Blue & Gold Committee runs one movie night on the first night of F!rosh Week, to welcome incoming first year students to Skule™. As well, the Blue & Gold Committee usually runs a few other movie nights throughout the course of the Skule™ year, including one during Godiva Week.
The Blue & Gold Committee plans the construction of the Skule™ entry in the Homecoming float competition, judged by the ex-Blue & Gold Committee chairs. Past entries have included a streetcar, a Viking ship, and a boombox.
As well, they organize Godiva Week, including events such as Ye Grande Olde Chariot Race, the Mr. Blue & Gold and Godiva's Crown competitions, the Village Pub Crawl, and various charity events.
In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools.
Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs
| Year | Chair(s) | Homecoming Float | Pride Parade Float | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012-2013 | Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath | MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4 | Skule Bus | Nyan Cat |
| 2011-2012 | Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa | Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3 | Princess Peach's Castle | Godiva's Horse |
| 2010-2011 | Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo | Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY | TTC Streetcar | |
| 2009-2010 | Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu | Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY | Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House | |
| 2008-2009 | Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez | MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1 | Boombox | |
| 2007-2008 | Stefano Gelmi | Indy 0T9 | Train | |
| 2006-2007 | John McLeod & Henry Cheung | NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY | Space Shuttle | |
| 2005-2006 | Chris Anderson | ? | Double-Decker Bus | |
| 2004-2005 | Leona Smith | ? | Castle | |
| 2003-2004 | Jon Hollands | Mech 0T5 | Pirate Ship | |
| 2002-2003 | Duncan Rowe | Civ 0T4 | Red Skule House | |
| 2001-2002 | Angelo Gentile | ? | ? | |
| 2000-2001 | Matthew Staikos | ? | ? | |
| 1999-2000 | Struan Vaz | ? | Dell Computer | |
| 1998-1999 | Sean Voskamp | Mech 0T0 | Canon | |
| 1997-1998 | Ryan Morris | ? | ? | |
| 1996-1997 | Steven Dennis | ? | ? | |
| 1995-1996 | Drago Banovic | ? | ? | |
| 1994-1995 | Ken Gower | ? | ? | |
| 1993-1994 | Rowan Wilson | ? | ? | |
| 1992-1993 | Brian Scholz | ? | ? | |
| 1991-1992 | ? | ? | ? | |
| 1990-1991 | George Mallinos | ? | ? | |
| 1989-1990 | Sandro Perruzza | ? | ? | |
| 1988-1989 | Rino Zan | ? | ? | |
| 1987-1988 | Allan Bray | ? | ? | |
| 1986-1987 | Steve Kotsopoulos | ? | ? | |
| 1985-1986 | Wayne McPhee | ? | ? | |
| 1984-1985 | Franco Minatel | Mech 8T6 | Hard Hat with beer bottle? | |
| 1983-1984 | Bill Hollings | ? | ? | |
| 1982-1983 | Alan Kasperski | ? | ? | |
| 1981-1982 | Peter Weick | ? | ? | |
| 1980-1981 | Ofer Pittel | ? | ? | |
| 1979-1980 | George Klekner-Alt | ? | ? | |
| 1978-1979 | Bob Beaumont | ? | ? | |
| 1977-1978 | Rob Yates | ? | ? | |
| 1976-1977 | Jim Burpee | ? | ? | |
| 1975-1976 | R. Gilmour | ? | ? | |
| 1974-1975 | Paul Baker | ? | ? | |
External links
Songs
<\br> If I Were The Blue & Gold Chair
Tradition dictates that there are a series of presentations during the ConHall event of F!rosh Week (currently known as Matriculation) to get the F!rosh aware of the different things they can participate in, and to introduce them to the university. Among these presentations are ones done by the Engineering Stores, SkuleTM Nite, the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, and the Blue & Gold Committee.
In 2006, John McLeod and Henry Cheung changed the format of the Blue & Gold presentation... and this is what they came up with (sung to the tune of 'If I Had A Million Dollars'):
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd sing you this song
(I would sing you this song)
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd go on and on and on
(But not forget my words or be out of tune)
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd sing about lots of fun
(Like the Blue & Gold Committee)
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!
CHORUS:
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We'd build a homecoming float!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
John: You could help; don't forget your coat!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto!
TALKING BIT:
Henry: Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do?
John: Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair?
Henry: Well...
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I would run a movie night
(In fact, there's one in only 10 hours)
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics
(Test your skill, speed, & your sports)
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd build you a bed
(Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!)
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!
CHORUS:
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We would run Godiva Week!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
John: We would sing instead of speak!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: Oh how I wish, oh how I wish...
TALKING BIT:
Henry: (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...)
John: Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join?
Henry: Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it!
Henry: How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: How do I join Blue & Gold?
They have a great mailing list
(That way, none of the events will be missed!)
Henry: How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: How do I join Blue & Gold?
Just go online today
(to blueandgold.skule.ca)
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
It's easy guys, you'll see
(Haven't you signed up already!?)
If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!
CHORUS:
How do I join Blue & Gold?
Henry: It's easy, just go online...
How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: Type it in, you'll be just fine.
How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld?
Henry: blueandgold.skule.ca!
Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7
Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7
Barrett's Privateers
by Stan Rogers
Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
A letter of marque came from the King
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen
CHORUS:
God Damn them all! I was told
We'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's privateers.
Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town,
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who
Would make for him the Antelope's crew,
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
She'd a list to port and her sails in rags,
And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags.
On the King's birthday we put to sea.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
We were ninety-one days to Montego bay,
Pumping like madmen all the way.
On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight
The Yankee lay low down with gold.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
She was broad and fat and loose in stays,
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
Then at length we stood two cables away.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din,
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in.
The Antelope shook and pitched on her side.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs,
And the maintruck carried off both me legs.
So here I lay in my twenty-third year.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
It's been six years since we sailed away,
And I just made Halifax yesterday.
Yogi Bear
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi, Yogi
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi Yogi Bear
Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi-Yogi Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy Cindy Bear
Cindy Cindy Bear, Cindy Cindy Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy Cindy Bear
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
Cindy likes it in the dark
Black bear, Black bear
Cindy likes it upside down
Koala bear, Koala bear
Cindy likes it interracial
Panda bear, Panda bear
Cindy likes it really rough
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear
Cindy doesn't shave down there
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear
Cindy likes it from behind
Brown bear, Brown bear
Cindy likes it underage
Teddy bear, Teddy bear
Cindy likes it soft and squishy
Gummy bear, Gummy bear
Cindy likes it sweet and sticky
Honey bear, Honey bear
Cindy likes it on the freezer
Polar bear, Polar bear
Cindy makes sure condoms are used
Care bear, Care bear
Chicago
CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore!
A woman came in for a fishing pole
A fishing pole from the store
A fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And I don't work there anymore
A man came in for some apples
Some apples from the store
Some apples he wanted, my cherry he got!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And I don't work there anymore
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
A woman came in for a diamond ring
A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got!
A man came in for some cups
Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got!
A woman came in for some cat food
Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got!
A man came in for some gloves
Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got!
A woman came in for a screen door
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got!
A woman came in for some hamburger
Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got!
A man came in for some lobster
Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got!
A woman came in for a hammer
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
A man came in for thirteen squared
Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got!
A woman came in for some bolts
Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got!
A man came in for a bag
A bag he wanted, my box he got!
A woman came in for a piano
A piano she wanted, my organ she got!
A man came in for a vacuum
A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got!
A man came in for some flowers
Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got!
A woman came in for a rooster
A rooster she wanted, my cock she got!
A man came in for a leaf blower
A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got!
A woman came in for a fishing lure,
A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got!
A man came for a Shakespearing character
Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got!
A woman came in for an automatic transmission
A transmission she wanted, my stick she got!
A man came for some KFC
KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got!
A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name)
(Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got!
A woman came in for vinyl flooring,
Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got!
A woman came in for a Ford,
An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did!
A woman came in for the alphabet,
ABC she wanted, an STD she got!
A woman came in for a Kit Kat
A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got!
A woman came in for a makeover
A makeover she wanted, a facial she got!
A woman came in for some electricity
Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got!
A woman came in for employment
Employment she wanted, a rim job she got!
A woman came in for a Jesus
A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got!
A woman came in for a ruler
A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got!
A woman came in for some floorboards
Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got!
A woman came in for a G.I. Joe
A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got!
A woman came in for a deck of cards
52 she wanted, 69'd she got!
A woman came in for a pickeled deer
A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got!
A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation
A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got!
A woman came in for bowling ball
A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got!
A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican
An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got!
A woman came in for some shoes
We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her!
A woman came in for a sub sandwich
A sub she wanted, my footlong she got!
A woman came in for some quick service
Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got!
Killer verses:
A woman came in for a pregnancy test
A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got!
A woman came in for a coat hanger
A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got!
The Gangbang Song
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
I need a...
CHORUS:
...gangbang, and always will
Because a gangbang gives her such a thrill
When she was younger, and in her prime
She used to gangbang all the time!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Truman
Truman who?
Is it true man I saw your mamma at the...
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
Washington
We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the...
Carter
Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the...
Abell
A bell will ring to start the...
Gladiator
I'm glad he ate her out before the...
Wilma
Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...
Thatcher
Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...
Whiner
Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the...
Turner
Turn her over, and let's have another...
Herb
Her brother loves to...
Oliver
All of her clothes came off at the...
Betty
Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the...
Professor
Profess your lust to her at the...
Extinct
It stinked like fish at the...
Mona
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the...
Sharon
Share and share alike at the...
Ben
Bend over so we can start the...
Kenya
Can ya give me directions to the...
Rectum
Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the...
Urine
You're in for sloppy seconds at the...
Ida
Ida want another...
Charlie Pride
Charlie Pride her pants off at the...
Dolly Parton
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the...
McMaster
Mc-masturbated all over her at the...
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
...
BANANA CHORUS:
...banananana, Banana-nah!
Bananana-nah-nah!
Bananana-nah, nananana-nah!
Bananana-naaaah!
Orange
Aren't you glad that I didn't say...
Watermelon
Watermelon? I meant to say...
ENDING:
And now she's older, and turning grey.
She only gangbangs twice a day...
But when she was younger, and in her prime
She used to gangbang all the time!