Blue & Gold Committee

The Blue & Gold Committee is the Skule™ spirit committee in charge of many Skule™ activities and events, including Godiva Week, bus trips, movie nights, and Homecoming.

Typically, the Blue & Gold Committee runs one movie night on the first night of F!rosh Week, to welcome incoming first year students to Skule™. As well, the Blue & Gold Committee usually runs a few other movie nights throughout the course of the Skule™ year, including one during Godiva Week.

The Blue & Gold Committee plans the construction of the Skule™ entry in the Homecoming float competition, judged by the ex-Blue & Gold Committee chairs. Past entries have included a streetcar, a Viking ship, and a boombox.

As well, they organize Godiva Week, including events such as Ye Grande Olde Chariot Race, the Mr. Blue & Gold and Godiva's Crown competitions, the Village Pub Crawl, and various charity events.

In recent years, the Blue & Gold Committee has also organized a Tools 101 event for F!rosh, to teach them how to safely use basic power tools.

Past Blue & Gold Committee Chairs

Year	Chair(s)		Homecoming Float	Pride Parade Float
2012-2013	Gabriel Stavros & Tejas Manjunath	MSE 1T3+PEY & Mech 1T4	Skule Bus	Nyan Cat
2011-2012	Luis Ramirez & Sandra Sousa	Comp 1T2+PEY & Elec 1T3	Princess Peach's Castle	Godiva's Horse
2010-2011	Addie Denison & Peter Raimondo	Mech 1T2+PEY & Civ 1T1+PEY	TTC Streetcar
2009-2010	Kathy Grycko & Kevin P. Siu	Civ 1T0 & NΨ 1T0+PEY	Viking Ship/Little Red Skule House
2008-2009	Ellen Chan & Rossana Rodriguez	MSE 0T8+PEY & Indy 1T0+1	Boombox
2007-2008	Stefano Gelmi	Indy 0T9	Train
2006-2007	John McLeod & Henry Cheung	NΨ 0T6+PEY & NΨ 0T7+PEY	Space Shuttle
2005-2006	Chris Anderson	?	Double-Decker Bus
2004-2005	Leona Smith	?	Castle
2003-2004	Jon Hollands	Mech 0T5	Pirate Ship
2002-2003	Duncan Rowe	Civ 0T4	Red Skule House
2001-2002	Angelo Gentile	?	?
2000-2001	Matthew Staikos	?	?
1999-2000	Struan Vaz	?	Dell Computer
1998-1999	Sean Voskamp	Mech 0T0	Canon
1997-1998	Ryan Morris	?	?
1996-1997	Steven Dennis	?	?
1995-1996	Drago Banovic	?	?
1994-1995	Ken Gower	?	?
1993-1994	Rowan Wilson	?	?
1992-1993	Brian Scholz	?	?
1991-1992	?	?	?
1990-1991	George Mallinos	?	?
1989-1990	Sandro Perruzza	?	?
1988-1989	Rino Zan	?	?
1987-1988	Allan Bray	?	?
1986-1987	Steve Kotsopoulos	?	?
1985-1986	Wayne McPhee	?	?
1984-1985	Franco Minatel	Mech 8T6	Hard Hat with beer bottle?
1983-1984	Bill Hollings	?	?
1982-1983	Alan Kasperski	?	?
1981-1982	Peter Weick	?	?
1980-1981	Ofer Pittel	?	?
1979-1980	George Klekner-Alt	?	?
1978-1979	Bob Beaumont	?	?
1977-1978	Rob Yates	?	?
1976-1977	Jim Burpee	?	?
1975-1976	R. Gilmour	?	?
1974-1975	Paul Baker	?	?

External links

• The Blue and Gold Committee
• University of Toronto Engineering Society

Songs

If I Were The Blue & Gold Chair

Tradition dictates that there are a series of presentations during the ConHall event of F!rosh Week (currently known as Matriculation) to get the F!rosh aware of the different things they can participate in, and to introduce them to the university. Among these presentations are ones done by the Engineering Stores, SkuleTM Nite, the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, and the Blue & Gold Committee.

In 2006, John McLeod and Henry Cheung changed the format of the Blue & Gold presentation... and this is what they came up with (sung to the tune of 'If I Had A Million Dollars'):

John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd sing you this song
(I would sing you this song)

John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd go on and on and on
(But not forget my words or be out of tune)

John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd sing about lots of fun
(Like the Blue & Gold Committee)

If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!

CHORUS:
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We'd build a homecoming float!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
John: You could help; don't forget your coat!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We could drive it around all over Toronto!

TALKING BIT:
Henry: Hey Johnny, we've heard a lot about this Blue & Gold Committee. What sort of stuff do they do?
John: Well Henry... trips, movie nights, power tools... What would you do if you were a Blue & Gold Chair?

Henry: Well...

Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I would run a movie night
(In fact, there's one in only 10 hours)

Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd run Wednesday's F!rosh Olympics
(Test your skill, speed, & your sports)

Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
I'd build you a bed
(Not to sleep on - but to race - ON THURSDAY!)

If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!

CHORUS:
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: We would run Godiva Week!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
John: We would sing instead of speak!
If I were a Blue & Gold Chair
Henry: Oh how I wish, oh how I wish...

TALKING BIT:
Henry: (But we are the Blue & Gold Chairs, Johnny...)
John: Oh yeah, that's right Henry, that'll save us some time... how do I get involved and get all my friends to join?
Henry: Well, there's only one way to find out... sing about it!

Henry: How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: How do I join Blue & Gold?
They have a great mailing list
(That way, none of the events will be missed!)

Henry: How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: How do I join Blue & Gold?
Just go online today
(to blueandgold.skule.ca)

Henry: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
John: If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
It's easy guys, you'll see
(Haven't you signed up already!?)

If I were the Blue & Gold Chair
Oh, Blue & Gooooolllllllld!

CHORUS:
How do I join Blue & Gold?
Henry: It's easy, just go online...
How do I join Blue & Gold?
John: Type it in, you'll be just fine.
How do I join Blue & Goooooooollllllllld?
Henry: blueandgold.skule.ca!

Written by Mike Hawkins, Archivist 0T6-0T7
Lyrics by John McLeod and Henry Cheung, Blue & Gold Chairs 0T6-0T7

===Barrett's Privateers===
by Stan Rogers
Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
A letter of marque came from the King
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

CHORUS:
God Damn them all! I was told
We'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's privateers.

Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town,
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who
Would make for him the Antelope's crew,

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
She'd a list to port and her sails in rags,
And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags.

On the King's birthday we put to sea.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
We were ninety-one days to Montego bay,
Pumping like madmen all the way.

On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight

The Yankee lay low down with gold.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
She was broad and fat and loose in stays,
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

Then at length we stood two cables away.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din,
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in.

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs,
And the maintruck carried off both me legs.

So here I lay in my twenty-third year.
I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!
It's been six years since we sailed away,
And I just made Halifax yesterday.

Yogi Bear

I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi, Yogi
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi Yogi Bear
Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear
I've got a friend in Jellystone Park
Yogi-Yogi Bear

Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy Cindy Bear
Cindy Cindy Bear, Cindy Cindy Bear
Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy Cindy Bear

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
Cindy likes it in the dark
Black bear, Black bear

Cindy likes it upside down
Koala bear, Koala bear

Cindy likes it interracial
Panda bear, Panda bear

Cindy likes it really rough
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear

Cindy doesn't shave down there
Grizzly bear, Grizzly bear

Cindy likes it from behind
Brown bear, Brown bear

Cindy likes it underage
Teddy bear, Teddy bear

Cindy likes it soft and squishy
Gummy bear, Gummy bear

Cindy likes it sweet and sticky
Honey bear, Honey bear

Cindy likes it on the freezer
Polar bear, Polar bear

Cindy makes sure condoms are used
Care bear, Care bear

Chicago

CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore!

A woman came in for a fishing pole
A fishing pole from the store
A fishing pole she wanted, my rod she got!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And I don't work there anymore

A man came in for some apples
Some apples from the store
Some apples he wanted, my cherry he got!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
And I don't work there anymore

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
A woman came in for a diamond ring
A diamond ring she wanted, pearl necklace she got!

A man came in for some cups
Some cups he wanted, my jugs he got!

A woman came in for some cat food
Some cat food she wanted, some meat in her pussy she got!

A man came in for some gloves
Some gloves he wanted, my muff he got!

A woman came in for a screen door
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got!

A woman came in for some hamburger
Some hamburger she wanted, my meat/sausage she got!

A man came in for some lobster
Some lobster he wanted, my crabs he got!

A woman came in for a hammer
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!

A man came in for thirteen squared
Thirteen squared he wanted, one sixty-nine he got!

A woman came in for some bolts
Some bolts she wanted, my nuts she got!

A man came in for a bag
A bag he wanted, my box he got!

A woman came in for a piano
A piano she wanted, my organ she got!

A man came in for a vacuum
A vacuum he wanted, sucked he got!

A man came in for some flowers
Some flowers he wanted, my two-lips he got!

A woman came in for a rooster
A rooster she wanted, my cock she got!

A man came in for a leaf blower
A good blower he wanted, a good sucking he got!

A woman came in for a fishing lure,
A lure she wanted, my Canadian wiggler she got!

A man came for a Shakespearing character
Horatio he wanted, Felatio he got!

A woman came in for an automatic transmission
A transmission she wanted, my stick she got!

A man came for some KFC
KFC he wanted, my greasy box he got!

A man/woman came in for an (insert guys/girls name)
(Name) he/she wanted, disappointed he/she got!

A woman came in for vinyl flooring,
Flooring she wanted, my hardwood she got!

A woman came in for a Ford,
An Explorer she wanted, explore her I did!

A woman came in for the alphabet,
ABC she wanted, an STD she got!

A woman came in for a Kit Kat
A Kit Kat she wanted, four fingers she got!

A woman came in for a makeover
A makeover she wanted, a facial she got!

A woman came in for some electricity
Some electricity she wanted, the shocker she got!

A woman came in for employment
Employment she wanted, a rim job she got!

A woman came in for a Jesus
A Jesus she wanted, the second coming she got!

A woman came in for a ruler
A ruler she wanted, my 12 inches she got!

A woman came in for some floorboards
Some floorboards she wanted, my tongue and groove she got!

A woman came in for a G.I. Joe
A G.I. Joe she wanted, my Cobra Commander she got!

A woman came in for a deck of cards
52 she wanted, 69'd she got!

A woman came in for a pickeled deer
A pickeled deer she wanted, a dill doe she got!

A woman came in for a metaphysical conversation
A metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got!

A woman came in for bowling ball
A bowling ball she wanted, fingered and tossed in the gutter she got!

A woman came in for an unwashed Mexican
An unwashed Mexican she wanted, a dirty Sanchez she got!

A woman came in for some shoes
We didn't have any shoes, so I fucked her!

A woman came in for a sub sandwich
A sub she wanted, my footlong she got!

A woman came in for some quick service
Quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got!

Killer verses:
A woman came in for a pregnancy test
A pregnancy test she wanted, a punch in the gut she got!

A woman came in for a coat hanger
A coat hanger she wanted, an abortion she got!

The Gangbang Song

Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
I need a...

CHORUS:
...gangbang, and always will
Because a gangbang gives her such a thrill
When she was younger, and in her prime
She used to gangbang all the time!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Truman
Truman who?
Is it true man I saw your mamma at the...

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
Washington
We'll be washing a ton of sheets after the...

Carter
Slap her, cuff her, cart her off to the...

Abell
A bell will ring to start the...

Gladiator
I'm glad he ate her out before the...

Wilma
Will my finger keep me satisfied until the next...

Thatcher
Dude, was that your sister I saw you fucking at the...

Whiner
Wine her, dine her, 69 her at the...

Turner
Turn her over, and let's have another...

Herb
Her brother loves to...

Oliver
All of her clothes came off at the...

Betty
Bet he didn't know it was his girl at the bottom of the...

Professor
Profess your lust to her at the...

Extinct
It stinked like fish at the...

Mona
Moan a little louder and we'll all join the...

Sharon
Share and share alike at the...

Ben
Bend over so we can start the...

Kenya
Can ya give me directions to the...

Rectum
Wrecked 'em? Nearly killed 'em! At the...

Urine
You're in for sloppy seconds at the...

Ida
Ida want another...

Charlie Pride
Charlie Pride her pants off at the...

Dolly Parton
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the...

McMaster
Mc-masturbated all over her at the...

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above, in this order, except use the banana chorus:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
...

BANANA CHORUS:
...banananana, Banana-nah!
Bananana-nah-nah!
Bananana-nah, nananana-nah!
Bananana-naaaah!

Orange
Aren't you glad that I didn't say...

Watermelon
Watermelon? I meant to say...

ENDING:
And now she's older, and turning grey.
She only gangbangs twice a day...
But when she was younger, and in her prime
She used to gangbang all the time!

The Orgy Song

CHORUS:
Orgies make the world go round, the world go round, the world go round
Orgies make the world go round, so let's all have an orgy

At my orgy there's only going to be one mattress
Awwwwww
From wall to wall!
Yaaaaaaaaay

At my orgy there's only going to be one keg
Awwwwww
Of whipped cream!
Yaaaaaaaaay

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
At my orgy there's only going to be one keg of beer
Per person!

At my orgy the police are gonna show up
Someone's got to bring the handcuffs!

At my orgy the firemen are gonna show up
From the smell of burning rubber!

At my orgy my parents are gonna be there
Someone's got to show us how to do it!

At my orgy there is only gonna be one chair
My face!

At my orgy there aren't gonna be any battery operated sex toys
They're all gonna have gas-powered kick-starts!

At my orgy, there isn't gonna be a barbecue
But there'll be lots of well-done meat with secret sauce!

At my orgy the circus is gonna be there
And they're bringing the midgets!

At my orgy there won't be any fucking on the dance floor
But there won't be dancing on the fucking floor!

At my orgy everyone is going to have to go
But not before they come!

At my orgy there is only going to be two/three girls/guys
For every guy/girl!

At my orgy there is only going to be one girl
For each finger!

At my orgy there won't be any entomologists
But there'll be plenty of buggery!

At my orgy there will only be one sheep
But we can clone more!

At my orgy N-Sync isn't coming
But there'll be plenty of screaming preteens!

At my orgy my parents aren't gonna be there
But yours are!

At my orgy there's only gonna be one bottle of chocolate sauce
On every girls' titties!

Yo Ho

I put my hand upon her toe,
Yoho, Yoho,
I put my hand upon her toe,
Yoho, Yoho,
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said "Hey buddy that's way too low!"

CHORUS:
Get in, get out, stop fucking about,
Yoho, Yoho, Yoho.

I put my hand upon her knee,
Yoho, Yoho,
I put my hand upon her knee,
Yoho, Yoho,
I put my hand upon her knee,
She said "Hey buddy, you're teasing me!"

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
I put my hand upon her ass,
"Hey buddy, that's way too fast"

I put my hand upon her tits,
"Hey buddy, keep squeezing it"

I put my hand upon her twat,
"Hey buddy, you hit the spot!"

I put my dick into her eye
"Hey buddy, you're way too high"

I put my dick into her ear
"Hey buddy, you're nowhere near!"

I put my dick into her mouth
"Oooohooohooohoooh!!

We buried her in an old pine box
She died from sucking too many cocks

We dig 'er up every now and then
We fucked 'er once and we'll fuck 'er again!

Days of the Week

This happens to primarily be a rugby song, but is often sung on trips as well

Today is Monday
Today is Monday
Monday is a finger day
Monday is a finger day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Tuesday
Today is Tuesday
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is a two finger day
[i]Monday is a two finger day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Wednesday
Today is Wednesday
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is a three finger day
Monday is a three finger day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Thursday
Today is Thursday
Thursday is a drinking day
Thursday is a drinking day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is a four finger day
Monday is a four finger day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Friday
Today is Friday
Friday is a fucking day
Friday is a fucking day
FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!
Thursday is a drinking day
Thursday is a drinking day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is a shocker day
Monday is a shocker day
Are you guys happy?
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Saturday
Today is Saturday
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
Friday is a fucking day
Friday is a fucking day
FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!
Thursday is a drinking day
Thursday is a drinking day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is a helmeting day
Monday is a helmeting day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Today is Sunday
Today is Sunday
Sunday is a day of rest
Sunday is a day of rest
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
SATURDAY'S A RUGBY DAY!
Friday is a fucking day
Friday is a fucking day
FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!
Thursday is a drinking day
Thursday is a drinking day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Wednesday is a whackin' day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Tuesday is a "laaa" day
Monday is an upper-torso day
Monday is a upper-torso day
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we're happy!
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah
Dah-nah-nah-nah dah dah

Beastialities Best

CHORUS:
Cause beastialities best, boys!
Beastialities best!
Fuck a wallaby!
Beastialities best, boys!
Beastialities best!
In the ear of a steer, boys, in the ear of a steer!
In the ear of a steer, boys, in the ear of a steer!
Pound a hound, boys, pound a hound!
Pound a hound, boys, pound a hound!
The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
69 a porcupine, boys, 69 a porcupine!
Make a llama a mama, boys, make a llama a mama!
In the dark with a shark, boys, in the dark with a shark!
Be a pimp for a chimp, boys, be a pimp for a chimp!
Make an eel squeal, boys, make an eel squeal!
Get under the tail of a snail, boys, get under the tail of a snail!
Be a queer with a deer, boys, be a queer with a deer!
Get a suck from a duck, boys, get a suck from a duck!
Blow your load in a toad, boys, blow your load in a toad!
Bring a flea to her knees, boys, bring a flea to her knees!
Make love to a dove, boys, make love to a dove!
Stick your needle in a beetle, boys, stick your needle in a beetle!
Go and defile a crocodile, boys, go and defile a crocodile!
Chuck your sperm into a worm, boys, chuck your sperm into a worm!
In the sack with a yak, boys, in the sack with a yak!
Get in deep with a sheep, boys, get in deep with a sheep!
Do an illegal with an eagle, boys, do an illegal with an eagle!
Down the throat of a goat, boys, down the throat of a goat!
Shag a stag, boys, shag a stag!
In the bog with a dog, boys, in the bog with a dog!
Make some pron with a unicorn, boys, make some porn with a unicorn!
Give a half to a giraffe, boys, give a half to a giraffe!
Up the hole of a mole, boys, up the hole of a mole!
Drop some goo into a shrew, boys, drop some goo into a shrew!
Give some cock to a croc, boys, give some cock to a croc!

Jesus Can't Play Rugby

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game,
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear,
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear
So we don't want him on our god-damned team!

The following verses are sung in the same manner as above:
he's only got twelve men

he can't support a hooker

he's nailed to the cross

he's got holes in his feet

he's got some open wounds

he's got illegal toe cleats

the ball goes through his hands

the goal posts give him flashbacks

the Jew won't pay his dues

he turns water into wine