Toike Oike (Newspaper)

The Toike Oike is the humour newspaper produced by the Engineering Society, billing itself as "The University of Toronto's Humor Newspaper since 1911". At the time of its creation in 1911 it served as a means of serious communication between EngSoc members, notably to provide a platform for the discussion of Engineering Society elections, but over time it has developed into a newspaper whose prime focus is humour. The Cannon (Newspaper) now fulfills the role of the "old" Toike. The Toike is run completely by a group of student volunteers and publishes on a monthly basis. Copies are available at news stands across campus and outside the EngSoc office in the basement of the Sandford Fleming building, on the Skule™ Newsstands.

History

The origin of the meaning of "Toike Oike" has been lost in time. One popular theory states that in the early days of the Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering, there was a caretaker named Graham who worked in the Little Red Skulehouse and had a thick Irish accent. This caretaker was fond of telling students, who would work until late hours in the lab, to "take a hike" when the building closed every night, but because of his accent the phrase was heard as "toy-kee-oyk". When it came time to establish a new Skule Yell, the students decided to incorporated this phrase into it, and later to use it as the name of the original engineering newspaper.

Toiking

To “Toike a door” is to craftily prop it open such that all your friends may pass through it at any hour. The most skilled Toikers are able to achieve such a feat using only one leaf of print, ideally the cover and back. In doing so, the cunning Engineer displays Skills of:

• Ingenuity, in using Minimal Materials to Fulfill their Task
• Communication, in Marking the Toiked door from afar with the Distinctive back page
• Efficiency, in Maximizing ink per dollar with a Saturated back page

Positions

The Toike Oike does not have as large a hierarchy as most professional newspapers, but there are still defined positions within the paper:

Editor-in-Chief

The Toike has usually operated with only one Editor, an elected Project Director of the Engineering Society. The Editor is responsible for all administrative tasks from organizing meetings, collecting content, and managing the budget.

Senior Staff Writer

The senior staff writer is a large mountain of comedic material and potential. They typically provide a large volume of the written content in the Toike (or "encourage" the folks who do provide the writing) and are charged with making up new content on the fly as the Editor requires. The senior staff writer is also a mentor for Toike writers, providing feedback for new writers and taking the lead on editing and reviewing content.

Graphics Director

The head graphics editor is an actual Adobe Photoshop Wizard. They typically provide a large volume of the graphic content in the Toike and are charged with making up new content on the fly as the Editor requires. The graphics director also oversees the graphics team which generates all the nifty visuals found in the Toike.

Layout Editor

The layout editor takes the content and arranges it into beautifully-set pages ready for printing. Their weapon of choice is Adobe InDesign.

Copy Editor

The copy editor checks all spelling and grammar in the paper, ensuring that the Toike is both hilarious and could be used as a sample to preserve the rules and etiquette of the English language.

Distribution manager

The distribution manager is responsible for ensuring the "timely" delivery of Toikes all across campus. In recent memory, they have started using wagons for increased efficiency.

Past Editors

Year	Editor		Issue Title
2023-2014	Ben N. Gloade	NΨ 2T4
2022-2023	Navin Vanderwert	NΨ 2T4	r/Toike Greenwashing Toike BLOG TOike Land Before Toike
2021-2022	Natalia Espinosa-Merlano	Mech 2T3	Young Adult Toike Capitalism Toike Childhood Toike Cannon Toike Anime Toike Shark Toike
2020-2021	Parker Johnston	ECE 2T2	Toiker Beat Quarantoike Conspiracy Toike Fan Fiction Toike History Toike Furry Toike ɐıןɐɹʇsǝʞıo⊥ uıƃɹıΛ
2019-2020	Joanna Melnyk	NΨ 2T1	Toike Oike Traveler Election Toike British Toike Amazing Toike Old Macdonald had a Toike Onion Toike
2018-2019	Leigh McNeil-Taboika	Chem 1T9+PEY	The Toike Oike for Dummies The Skulemarillion The Toke Oke Toike Oike Revolution MS Paint Toike Monty Python and the Toike Oike
2017-2018	Jenn Dixon	MSE 1T8+PEY	Ye Olde Toike Oike Sex Toike Box Toike The Toikeconomist Space Toike
2016-2017	Simo Pajovic	Mech 1T8+PEY	NintenToike ScienToific American 90s Toike A Fistful of Toikes Ye Olde Book of Toike Magik Liquidation Toike
2015-2016	Ryan Williams	NΨ 1T7	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2014-2015	Colin Parker	ECE 1T6+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2013-2014	John Sweeney	Chem 1T6	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2012-2013	Evan Boyce	Mech 1T5+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2011-2012	Andrew Jerabek	Mech 1T3+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2010-2011	Navid Nourian	NΨ 1T2+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2009-2010	Tom Parker/Bryan Thompson	Mech .../Mech 0T9+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2008-2009	Amanda Bell	Indy 1T1+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2007-2008	Vesna Cemas	Chem 1T0	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2006-2007	Christian Chicorli	NΨ 0T8+PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2005-2006	Mei Ling Chen	Chem 0T7	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2004-2005	David Kobayashi	?	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2003-2004	Kevin Au	?	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2002-2003	Mark Jaggassar	Comp 0T2 + PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
2000-2001	David Perry	Comp 0T0 + PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
1999-2000	Matthew Lenner	Comp 0T0 + SAC	Toike Oike Publications for this year
1997-1998	Paul Hempel	Comp 0T0 + PEY	Toike Oike Publications for this year
1996-1997	Colin Knowles	Mech 9T8 + PEY
1994-1995	Tim Redford	EngSci Aero 9T4+1
1993-1994	Tim Redford	EngSci Aero 9T4+1
1992-1993	Henry N. Pedro	???
1990-1991	Justin Bowler
1980-1981	Dave Thompson	Ind 8T3	Toike Oike Publications for this year

External Links

Toike Oike website

We Regret the Fact

The following is an excerpt from a 1930 Toike Oike, and it depicts some practices, traditions, and prejudices which were once commonplace in Engineering culture. Such activities were wrong then, and are wrong today.

We regret the fact that contrary to our own desires we have been obliged to make known to the public the complete procedure to be adopted during the initiation ceremony of Thursday evening. Owing to the timidity with which some of the Freshmen are approaching the event, the Council on Initiation Affairs deemed it advisable that the following be published. Except for a few minor, and as yet tentative details, this is a true declaration of the manner in which the initiation will be conducted. The Freshman will present himself, clothed in no more than is necessary to cross the street between the Engineering building and Convocation Hall. A barrel is particularly acceptable in view of the fact that it may be broken up and used to advantage in the events that follow. The Freshmen are urgently requested to co-operate to this small extent if at all possible. Upon arriving at the draughting room the participant will be effectively blinded by a small strip of adhesive tape, so placed as to make the opening of the eyelids impossible. He will then be lifted, by an arrangement of tackle, to a height of about 20 feet above the floor. A quick release mechanism will allow him to be precipitated suddenly to a spring platform inclined at 45 degrees to the horizontal. If the computed values of velocity and coefficient of restitution are accurate to within 10%, the subject will land squarely in a tub of lukewarm water. Allowing for inaccuracies in adjustment, the approach to the tub will be slanted so as to insure immersion. Upon scrambling out of the water he will be dried by rolling in a bed of charcoal, finely divided. In case this does not prove as effective as anticipated the participant will receive an application of blacking, a substance especially prepared by members of Department 6 (Chemical). The nature of this ointment we do not feel it compulsory to divulge. This will render each man free from identification so that no partiality can be shown friends. A generous application of some wholesome soap will be applied to the head to make the shaving as painless as possible. Several additional features have been submitted to the committee but it was felt that with the numbers taking part, a longer programme would make it impossible to do things with the thoroughness that is desirable. As a grand finale, however, we have arranged the "Giant Swing" in which the happy Freshman will be ejected, by a spring board catapult, some ten feet into space, and will, if properly aimed, alight on a feather tick, where he will be served with hot coffee and crackers. Hoping this arrangement will meet with unanimous approval. "We We Regret the Fact." Toike Oike, Oct. 16, 1930