LGMB Rant - Revision history

138.51.64.138: added front campus at da end lolz

2025-03-27T19:12:26Z

added front campus at da end lolz

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	INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+5 years celebrating…		INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+7 years celebrating…

	TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,		TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,
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	CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…
			CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Front Campus, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…

138.51.64.138: added ewan and raysas lines!

2025-03-27T19:09:34Z

added ewan and raysas lines!

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	Elevator smashing, reunion crashing, hole bashing, vending machine trashing		Elevator smashing, reunion crashing, hole bashing, vending machine trashing,

			Spotify wrapping, orchestra blasting, Skule Kup snatching, sex couch napping,

	UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!		UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!
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	Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.		Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.


			Bug push buggin, Nestea chuggin, anvil luggin, Skule B thuggin,

76.64.79.104: /* The Rant */

2024-01-24T16:25:44Z

The Rant

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	The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.		The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.

	==The ~~RantINTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+5 years celebrating…~~==		==The Rant==



			INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+5 years celebrating…

	TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,		TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,

76.64.79.104: /* The Rant */ new year!

2024-01-24T16:24:17Z

The Rant: new year!

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	The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.		The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.

	==The ~~Rant==~~		==The RantINTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+5 years celebrating…==

	~~INTRODUCING~~ the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…

76.67.9.226: /* The Rant */

2023-04-03T02:11:01Z

The Rant

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			Elevator smashing, reunion crashing, hole bashing, vending machine trashing

	UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!		UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!

Lgmbeaver: /* The Rant */

2022-06-23T00:37:38Z

The Rant

Lgmbeaver: /* The Rant */

2022-06-23T00:37:05Z

The Rant

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	TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,		TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,

	Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…		Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…

	Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,		Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,


	Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,		Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,

	Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,		Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,

	Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,		Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,

	Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.		Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.



	Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,		Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,

	CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,		CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,

	Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,		Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,

	Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…		Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…



	UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!		UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!

Lgmbeaver: /* The Rant */

2022-06-23T00:36:14Z

The Rant

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	==The Rant==		==The Rant==

	INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+1 years ~~celebrating...~~		INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…

	TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,~~<br />~~		TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,
	Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke ~~rehashing...~~		Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing…
			Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking,

	Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, ~~gradball~~ shocking, con hall rocking,~~<br />~~		Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking,
	Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,~~<br />~~		Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,
			Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying,
	Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.		Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.

	CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,~~<br />~~		Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping,
	Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,~~<br />~~		CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,
	Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is ~~tiring...~~		Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,
			Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring…

	UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!		UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!
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	Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!		Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!

	Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,~~<br />~~		Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,
	Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,~~<br />~~		Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,
	Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.		Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.

	Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,~~<br />~~		Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,
	Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,~~<br />~~		Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,
	Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.		Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.

	Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,~~<br />~~		Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,
	Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, ~~<br />~~		Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,
	Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!		Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!

	CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, ~~<br />~~		CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…
	Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway ~~opening...~~

	AND SUBWAY ~~CLOSING~~...		AND SUBWAY CLOSING….
			Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,
	Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!		Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!

69.196.129.54 at 03:03, 11 March 2019

2019-03-11T03:03:15Z

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	Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!		Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!

	CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...		CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, <br />
			Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...

	AND SUBWAY CLOSING...		AND SUBWAY CLOSING...

	Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!		Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!

69.196.129.54 at 03:02, 11 March 2019

2019-03-11T03:02:17Z

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	Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!		Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!

	CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...		CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...

	AND SUBWAY CLOSING...		AND SUBWAY CLOSING...

	Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!		Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!

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	INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…		INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating…



	TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,		TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,
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	Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!		Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!



	Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,		Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,

	Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,		Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,

	Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.		Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.


	Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,		Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,

	Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,		Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,

	Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.		Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.


	Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,		Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,

	Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,		Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching,

	Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!		Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!


	CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…		CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening…


	AND SUBWAY CLOSING….		AND SUBWAY CLOSING….


	Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,		Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad,

	Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!		Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!