Editing Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad

[[Image:Lgmb.png|thumb|The crest of the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]

The {{sic|'''Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad'''}}, or '''LGMB''', is a student-run band consisting chiefly of University of Toronto engineering students. The LGMB is dedicated to the preservation and advancement of [[Skule|Skule&trade;]] spirit along with [[Ye Olde Mighty Skule Cannon]] and the [[Brute Force Committee]] (BFC). The LGMB is notable for its open membership policy and sometimes audacious appearances at events.

The [[Lady Godiva]] Memorial Bnad is primarily a spirit group and secondly a musical group. The bnad is often introduced, incorrectly, as the ''Lady Godiva Marching Band'', despite the fact that the bnad never marches.  A more correct term would be ''meandering band''. The use of the term ''bnad'' is a reference to the inability (or unwillingness) of engineers to spell correctly (see [[Skule (engineering society)|Skule]]).

[[Image:Santaclaus2007Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad dsc103.jpg|550px|]]

<small>The LGMB participating in the 2007 Toronto Santa Claus parade.</small>

==Repertoire and instrumentation==
The LGMB tries to play an assortment of [[Skule]]-spirit, drinking, Christmas, and generally offensive songs. Choice of pieces is typically spontaneous; the bnad leedur(s) will start playing, and the rest of the group joins in or not. Certain scheduled events, such as the [[Toronto Santa Claus Parade|Santa Claus Parade]], require the bnad to refrain from certain items that are considered unsuitable for young children or society in general. As well, certain actions, events, or locations typically require certain songs to be played. For example, the "Walking Song" is played when the bnad walks, "Wipe Out" is played when the bnad returns to the Bnad Room through the archway on the west side of [[Hart House (University of Toronto)|Hart House]], and "[[Godiva's Hymn]]" is played in the presence of Ye Olde Mighty Skule Cannon.

During an event, bnad members play an instrument of their choice including traditional instruments such as [[bass drum]], [[snare drum]], [[trumpet]], [[trombone]], [[baritone horn|baritone]], [[sousaphone]], [[flute]], [[clarinet]], [[saxophone]], and [[cymbal]]s, as well as non-traditional instruments including [[electric guitar]] (with portable amplifier), [[electronic keyboard|electric keyboard]], [[slide whistle]], [[kazoo]], [[washboard]], [[bedpan]], [[maraca]], and [[bell (instrument)|fire bell]].

Bnad leedurs typically play the trombone for its simplicity, range, and volume, though other instruments are occasionally taken. The D(r)umb Majur(k) plays snare drum without exception, but may improvise by playing any other instrument, object, or person as a drum during certain pieces.

==Bnad members==
The LGMB advertises that any student in the [[University of Toronto Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering]] is a member of the Bnad by default. However, a more practical definition of a bnad member is anyone who has attended a bnad event. No musical talent is required to play with the LGMB, which is perhaps the greatest contributing factor to the group's unique performance. 

Current and Recent Bnad Leedurs:
*Bnad Leedur: Alex Martins
*D(r)umb Majur(k): Addie Denison
*Joonyur Bnad Leedur: Richard Medal
*X Bnad Leedur: Kevin Siu
*X D(r)umb Majur(k): Alvin Ho
*XX Bnad Leedur: Catie Darling
*XX D(r)umb Majur(k): David Clease
*XXX Bnad Leedur: Nick Loberto
*XXX D(r)umb Majur(k): Steven Szeto
*XXXX Bnad Leedur: Caitlin Bailey
*XXXX D(r)umb Majur(k): Nick Cifelli
*XXXX Cymbolic Major: Evangelos Staikos
*XXXXX Bnad Leedur: Jeffy Cornthwaite 
*XXXXX D(r)umb Majur(k): Henry Cheung
*XXXXXX Bnad Leedur: Luke Wesley
*XXXXXX D(r)umb Majur(k): Adam Gravitis

Some notable members of the LGMB have been:
*[[Sidney Smith (politician)|Sidney Smith]] (c.1950)
*A.J. Paul La Prairie (c.1949&ndash;1950)
*Tim Allan (c.1968&ndash;1972)
*Bob Bossin (c.1966&ndash;1969)

==History==
The Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad was founded circa 1950, by A.J. Paul La Prairie while he was a student at the [[University of Toronto Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering]]. Originally called The Lady Godiva Band, it was soon renamed to the Lady Godiva Memorial Band, a name suggested by the [[University of Toronto Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering#Traditions and student life|University of Toronto Engineering Society]] President Bill Walker. They have since become the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad [''[[sic]]''].

The original band had about fifteen members and was initially led by their founder A.J. Paul La Prairie. During their second rehearsal, however, it was discovered that La Prairie could not read music, so the band was turned over to Tom Kenney, a chemical engineering student.

The LGMB's first uniform consisted of a few red military jackets and pith helmets. The uniform along with their first bass drum, two [[tenor drum]]s, cymbals and a [[drum major]]'s baton were courtesy of La Prairie's resourcefulness and his military connections. Those who didn't wear military jackets were often seen in the traditional leather jacket of the engineering faculty. Later, members began to wear their decorated [[hardhat]]s to events. The first public appearance of the LGMB was at the Annual Homecoming Parade on the back of a flatbed truck. [http://archives.library.utoronto.ca/dbtw-wpd/exec/dbtwpub.dll?AC=GET_RECORD&BU=http%3A//archives.library.utoronto.ca/dbtw-wpd/textbase/175image/&TN=175image&SN=AUTO2465&SE=1158&RN=4&MR=10&RF=175report&DF=175expanded&RL=0&DL=0&NP=3&ID=]

An account of one of the first events given by A.J. Paul La Prairie:

<blockquote>We did have one parade that I do remember, with humour. There was a big football game at Varsity Stadium. The L.G.M.B. marched up and, to the amazement of the ticket collectors, we played our way right through the gate and on to the field. For this event we were all wearing great big moustaches. When we came to the fifty yard line I noticed Sidney Smith sitting in front. I offered him a moustache, which he put on. The band serenaded him. Ergo, Sidney Smith, President of The University of Toronto, became an Honorary Member of the L.G.M.B. (La Prairie 1994) [http://traditions.skule.ca/articles/ajax/alumni/laprairie.php]</blockquote>

Another notable event attended by the LGMB was the [[Bloor-Danforth subway line|Bloor-Danforth subway]] opening on February 26, 1966. According to ''The Ubyssey'', a [[University of British Columbia]] student newspaper, 500 University of Toronto engineering students led by the LGMB "lept over turnstiles" and the first 400 students piled onto a train. One of the remaining students then pulled the emergency power switch. This event interfered with regular service for more than five hours. The LGMB has been accused of causing this disruption; however, their involvement is not verified. [http://www.library.ubc.ca/archives/pdfs/ubyssey/UBYSSEY_1966_03_01.pdf]

The next year, the LGMB produced their first of six albums to date, ''Lady Godiva Memorial Band at the Mighty Cannonball'' (1962). Also produced by the LGMB were ''The Lady Godiva Memorial Band Strikes Back!!'' (1964), ''Lady Godiva Memorial Band Blows'' (1967), ''Band With the Runs'' (1977), ''Never Mind the Football Game'',  ''Here's the Lady Godiva Memorial Band'' (1989), and ''Let Go Me Bongos!'' (CD 1999).

In the 1970s, at the beginning of University of Toronto Frosh Week each year, the LGMB met on the lawn in front of the Ontario provincial legislature. There with engineering, law, medical and arts first year students they received a speech from the presiding Premier of Ontario. During the ceremony the band played several "standard" selections as well as the engineering cheer song. 

In 1976, the LGMB won a second place award in the [[Kiwanis Music Festival|Kiwanis Festival]] in class 425 (Brass and Reed Bands — Open). Paul Higgins led the LGMB to a first place award in class 501 (Brass and Reed Bands — membership to be less than 30), in a different year, for their performance of ''First Suite for Military Band in E Flat'' by [[Gustav Holst]].

In the fall of 1976 the LGMB played at the [[CN tower]] alongside [[Pierre Trudeau]] and his wife [[Maggie Trudeau|Maggie]], becoming the first band to play at the CN Tower.

About the same time, just before their 1977 album, a new uniform began to appear. Along with the engineering jacket and decorated hardhat, members wore hockey shirts adorned with the LGMB logo on the front. These shirts were originally mostly yellow with blue and white accents. (The [[Skule]] colours are blue and gold.) This design was updated to mostly blue with yellow and white accents in 1993.

In 2000, the LGMB sat in the audience for a showing of [[Jonovision]]. They were mentioned briefly by the host [[Jonathan Torrens]]. The LGMB also made it onto [[Breakfast Television]] on September 3, 2002.

==Albums and discography==
*1962: ''Lady Godiva Memorial Band at the Mighty Cannonball''

1. Colonel Bogey 
2. Peter Gunn
3. Lassus Trombone
4. In a Persian Market
5. Midnight in Moscow
6. JFK
7. Little Brown Jug
8. Prelude in C-Sharp Minor (transposed)
9. Theme from Man with the Golden Arm
10. Godiva
11. The Saints

*1964: ''The Lady Godiva Memorial Band Strikes Back!!''

1. Divertmento
2. Ben Gunn
3. Electronic Joke #1
4. Lassus Trombone
5. The Light Cavalry Overture
6. Five O'Clock in UC
7. Godiva
8. The Saints
9. Cannon
10. Little Brown Jug
11. Electronic Joke #2
12. 1812 Overture
13. One Minute of Silence
14. Skeaf plays Gershwin
15. Huzzanga Chorus
16. University of Toronto

*1967: ''Lady Godiva Memorial Band Blows''

Side One
1. Fanfare to the prize-winning Lady Godiva Memorial Band 
2. God save DeGaulle
3. Bill Bailey, will you please go home
4. Batman
5. Dolly's Last Stand
6. Peter in the wolf
7. Watermelon man
8. Talking McGill Train Blues
9. The man with the golden finger
10. University College Song and Cheer
11. The Skule Song and Cannon

Side Two
21. Second Brandenburg Concerto, Allegro Assai
22. Muskrat Ramble
23. Beethoven's Fifth Symphony
24a First Suite for Military Band in and around E Flat
24b First Suite for Military Band in and around E Flat
24c First Suite for Military Band in and around E Flat
25. Blue Danube Waltz
26. Canada's Favourite Folksongs
27. Bungler's Holiday
28. University of Toronto Song
29. Spontaneous Encore Blues
30. Trumpet Voluntary Movement and Water Music

*1977: ''Band With the Runs''

Side One
1. Preamble
2. Gnag Bnag (Sam and Janet Evening)
3. Ooble Dooble
4. Blue and White (Black and Blue)
5. Crock of Ages (Sally Ann)
6. The Blunderer (R.I.P. Sousa; disarr. R. Yates)
7. Ben Dover Suite
8. Mailman (John Henry)
9. The Stripper (Fanny Foxbach)
10. Furry Leaves (Albumsplaat) (Chevy van Beethoven)
11. Amble
12. How Does He Smell?

Side Two
1. Interamble
2. Second Military Suite in F! (Gustav Holst)
3. Moreofthesameamble
4. Take Me, Out
5. Whoa! (When Ah says whoa, Ah means whoa!)
6. Postamble
7. Skaters Vaults
8. Grand Finaleamble
9. Skule Song (A cannon featuring the LGMGregorian Chant Society)
10. Grate Escape, with Festive Interlewd
11. Terrible

*1989: ''Never Mind the Football Game,  Here's the Lady Godiva Memorial Band''

Side One
1. Washington and Lee Swing
2. Mickey Mouse
3. Oh... Canada
3a Bad Joke #1
4. Flintstones
4a Bnad Cheer #1 and more
5. Ball Game (Take Me Out)
6. Hey, Look Us Over
6a Rob West Cheer
7. Rubber Ducky
7a Bnad Cheer #2
8. Those Were the Days
8a Bnad Cheer #3
9. 1002
10. Two-Skin
10a Sexual Bnad Chant #1
11. More Beer
11a Bad Joke #2
11b It's Amazing!
11c Bad Joke #3
12. Web-footed Friends

Side Two
1. Godiva's Rap
2. Mailman
3. Black & Blue (U of T Song)
4. Colonel Bogie
5. Muppet Shoe
6. Oh God! Save the Non-Sexist Engineer
7. Black Christmas
8. Skater's Waltz
9. Song of the Fighting Soldier
10. California Suite in C#
11. Engineer's Hymn (Skule Song)
12. Grate Escape
13. K-Dense

*1999: ''Let Go Me Bongos!'' (CD)

1. Marching Bands
2. Sesame Street
3. Louie Lou-i-ay
4. Rubber Ducky
5. Falling Into Sin
6. Hey, Look Us Over
7. Mailman
8. God Save the Engineer
9. Game Take Me Out
10. Muppet Show
11. Why Are We Waiting
12. Tickle Terry (PC Version)
13. Tickle Terry (Non-PC Version)
14. Mickey Mouse
15. Foreskin
16. Walking Song #1
17. Walking Song #2
18. Roll Me Over
19. Web Footed
20. More Beer
21. Tequila
22. Wipe Out
23. The Engineering Hymn

==References==
*La Prairie, A.J. Paul. [http://traditions.skule.ca/articles/ajax/alumni/laprairie.php "The Lady Godiva Memorial Band and The Skule Cannon"]. As told on the occasion of "Ajax Remembered" held in 1994. 
*Lindsey, Graham. [http://timallan.com/bio.html "Biography: Tim Allan"]. Updated August  2005.
*Bossin, Bob. [http://www3.telus.net/oldfolk/obituary.htm "My Obituary"]. Excerpts from "That's what folk songs have always done...." Originally published in the ''Canadian Folk Music Bulletin,'' December 1995. 
*[http://www.library.ubc.ca/archives/pdfs/ubyssey/UBYSSEY_1966_03_01.pdf "Engineers pull a slow one."] ''The Ubyssey.'' Vol. XLVIII, No. 54. Page 1. 1 March 1966.

==External links==
*[http://lgmb.skule.ca The Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]
*[http://www.skule.ca University of Toronto Engineering Society (skule.ca)]
*[http://traditions.skule.ca/ Traditions.Skule.ca]

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