Godiva's Hymn

2011-01-28T07:23:38Z

Laure:

==Chorus==
:We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,
:We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.
:Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,
:For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

==Verses about Godiva==
:Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,
:To show to all the villagers her lovely bare white hide.
:The most observant villager, an Engineer of course,
:Was the only one to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

:She said I’ve come a long, long way, and I will go as far,
:With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.
:The men who took her off her steed, and stood her to a bar,
:Were a bleary-eyed Surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

:Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,
:Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.
:The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,
:Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.

:Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,
:In any Engineering text, its level can be got.
:And up in Heaven, everyday Godiva craves for beer,
:But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers

:Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.
:She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.
:The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,
:But an Artsie queer, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.
:''OR''
:The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,
:But on just one drink, and Artsie fink once made Godiva's horse.

==Female Verse==
:We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,
:We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.
:So cum, so cum, so cum, so cum, so cum all over us,
:For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.

:A firehose by day and forty beers by night,
:An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,
:And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,
:She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'

==Version Francais==
:Nous somme, nous somme, nous somme, nous somme les ingenieurs francais
:Quand on a fini de boire la biere, on sort le Bourgolais
:On boit sans fin, on fait la fete et les filles nous adorent
:Rien de mieux que la langue francasie pour stimuler un corps

==Politically Correct Verse==
:We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,
:We can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears.
:We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,
:For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

==Pubcrawl Verse==
:We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where we are,
:We want, we want, we want, we want, we want to find a bar.
:Don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come along with us,
:For we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!

==Verses about Engineering==
:Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,
:But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.
:You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,
:But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!

:A Comp and an Elec did battle outside Bahen hall,
:Students gathered round to watch the two great students brawl.
:The Elec spoke of flux and fields for a minute, two or three,
:But the Comp kept rambling on and on and on recursively!

==Verses about other faculties==
:An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,
:Said the Artsie, “Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand.”
:They took three drinks, the Artsie fell, his face was turning green,
:But the Engineer drank on and said, "It's only gasoline"!

:An Artsie and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,
:One man above capacity, the poor thing would not float.
:The Engineer would flip a coin to settle the dispute,
:So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.

:The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,
:Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquors run.
:But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come,
:And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.

:Professors put demands on us, they say we have to too,
:But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.
:You can bitch or tell us off, even abuse us if you please,
:But we're all set to graduate and all we need are C's.

:A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,
:Were formulating molecule equations over beer.
:Each drank a glass of water, but the Artsie hit the floor,
:For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

:So now you’ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,
:And when we all shall graduate, we’ll all have great careers.
:An Engineer’s starting wage can pull in 60 G’s,
:While an Artsie with a PHD can work at Mickey D’s.

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