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<p>138.51.242.71: </p> <hr /> <div>The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.<br /> <br /> ==The Rant==<br /> <br /> INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69 years celebrating...<br /> <br /> TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing...<br /> <br /> Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.<br /> <br /> CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring...<br /> <br /> UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!<br /> <br /> Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!<br /> <br /> Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!<br /> <br /> Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.<br /> <br /> Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.<br /> <br /> Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, &lt;br /&gt;<br /> Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!<br /> <br /> CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...<br /> <br /> AND SUBWAY CLOSING...<br /> <br /> Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!</div>

138.51.242.71 https://skulepedia.ca/w/index.php?title=LGMB_Rant&diff=5472 2019-02-05T17:24:33Z

<p>138.51.242.71: </p> <hr /> <div>The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] (who is required to memorize the rant word for word) at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term.<br /> <br /> ==The Rant==<br /> <br /> INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69 years celebrating...<br /> <br /> TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,<br /> Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing...<br /> <br /> Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,<br /> Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’.<br /> <br /> CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,<br /> Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,<br /> Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring...<br /> <br /> UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?!<br /> <br /> Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!<br /> <br /> Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!<br /> <br /> Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,<br /> Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,<br /> Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing.<br /> <br /> Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,<br /> Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,<br /> Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding.<br /> <br /> Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,<br /> Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, <br /> Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING!<br /> <br /> CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...<br /> <br /> AND SUBWAY CLOSING...<br /> <br /> Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, <br /> Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade!</div>

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