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==The Rant== | ==The Rant== | ||
INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+ | INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+4 years celebrating… | ||
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing, | TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing, | ||
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke | Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing… | ||
Cup hitting, smut spitting, faculty juking, plague duking, | |||
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, | Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, con hall rocking, | ||
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting, | Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting, | ||
Fire Breathing, Lobster Teasing, Croquet Playing, Bribe Paying, | |||
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’. | Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’. | ||
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending, | Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping, | ||
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting, | CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending, | ||
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is | Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting, | ||
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring… | |||
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?! | UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?! | ||
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Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING! | Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING! | ||
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin, | Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin, | ||
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing, | Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing, | ||
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing. | Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing. | ||
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving, | Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving, | ||
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising, | Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising, | ||
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding. | Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding. | ||
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing, | Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing, | ||
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, | Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, | ||
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING! | Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING! | ||
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, | CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening… | ||
Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway | |||
AND SUBWAY | AND SUBWAY CLOSING…. | ||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, | |||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade! | Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade! | ||