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| ==The Rant== | | ==The Rant== |
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| INTRODUCING... | | INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69 years celebrating... |
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| The World Famous, Quintuple Prize Winning, Sextuple Record Setting, 60 Years Celebrating...
| | TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing, |
| | Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing... |
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| TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, Jumbotron flashing, Royal York trashing, fountain splashing, joke rehashing, Oktoberfest bashing, button mashing, joke rehashing;
| | Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking, |
| | Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’. |
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| Stealth-bnad stalking, impostor bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, Con Hall rocking, Scavenger hunt jocking, Chariot Race clocking, United Way walking, Speakers Corner talking, hockey game socking;
| | CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending, |
| | Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting, |
| | Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring... |
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| Pop machine filling, ready and willing, Crown Royal swilling, yo' we jus' chillin'!
| | UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?! |
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| CN Tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, Cannon defending, many patents pending;
| | Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME! |
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| Coke machine wiring, world take-over conspiring, instrument acquiring, fear inspiring, introduction is tiring;
| | Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING! |
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| Seven year old Scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!
| | Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin, |
| | Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing, |
| | Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing. |
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| Vanier Cup rejectin', premium beer selectin', Godiva resurrectin', mascot collectin', tastes good with pectin;
| | Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving, |
| | Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising, |
| | Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding. |
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| Wheel of Fortune spinning, stereo winning; Swiss Chalet eating, Santa Claus greeting, Atrium meeting, Smash Bros. beating;
| | Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing, |
| | Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, |
| | Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING! |
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| Mad integrating, Nathan Phillips skating, Aramark hating, triple X rating;
| | CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening... |
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| Yonge St. cruising, Varsity Bluesing, music abusing, ear drum bruising, Blue Jay enthusing, Iron Ring perusing, Hart House Farm carousing, Rum & Coke oozing, referee accusing, S&R boozing;
| | AND SUBWAY CLOSING... |
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| Graffiti Suds glowing, John K. Hall knowing, chair throwing, money owing, Stolen Toike stowing, should I keep going!?!?
| | Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, |
| | | Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade! |
| Gamecube playing, Trogdor slaying, artsie laying, fine paying; Police escorting, lecture aborting, broomball sporting, cheerleader courting; S-Dance boating, Homecoming floating, proxy voting, sticker coating;
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| Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, movie delaying; Football loss cheering, spaghetti monster fearing, alumni suds beering, fire bell searing; Pride Parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, mustache riding; Queens Golden showering, Sourpuss souring, gin devouring, F! deflowering;
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| Funeral halting, mascot assaulting, beverage malting, artsie insulting;
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| CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre for information Technology, Ontario University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina streetcar and Sheppard subway OPENING...
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| AND SUBWAY CLOSING...
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| Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad! Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society, and White Noise Brigade! | |