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==The Rant== | ==The Rant== | ||
INTRODUCING... | INTRODUCING the world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+1 years celebrating... | ||
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing,<br /> | |||
Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing... | |||
Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking,<br /> | |||
Hangover regretting, professor upsetting, rumour spreading, drum stick forgetting,<br /> | |||
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’. | |||
CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, cannon defending, many patents pending,<br /> | |||
Mixtape dropping, hookup blocking, Bnad room dusting, pant combusting,<br /> | |||
Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring... | |||
UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?! | |||
Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME! | |||
Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING! | |||
Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin,<br /> | |||
Stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing,<br /> | |||
Funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing. | |||
Bnadmageddon reviving, TBOG trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving,<br /> | |||
Yonge Street Cruising, Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising,<br /> | |||
Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding. | |||
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing,<br /> | |||
Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, color matching, <br /> | |||
Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING! | |||
CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, <br /> | |||
Bahen Centre, Myhal, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening... | |||
AND SUBWAY CLOSING... | |||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad, Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade! | |||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad |