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The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] | The '''LGMB Rant''' is the official introduction of the [[Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad]]. It consists of a series of events, exploits, accolades, and descriptions strung together into a rhyming list that is performed by the [[Bnad Leedur]] at major Bnad events such as [[Matriculation]], [[Cannonball]], and [[Gradball]]. At the end of the year, the Bnad Leedur may extend the rant to include significant events of their term. | ||
==The Rant== | ==The Rant== | ||
INTRODUCING... | |||
The World Famous, Quintuple Prize Winning, Sextuple Record Setting, 60 Years Celebrating... | |||
TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, Jumbotron flashing, Royal York trashing, fountain splashing, joke rehashing, Oktoberfest bashing, button mashing, joke rehashing; | |||
Stealth-bnad stalking, impostor bnad mocking, Gradball shocking, Con Hall rocking, Scavenger hunt jocking, Chariot Race clocking, United Way walking, Speakers Corner talking, hockey game socking; | |||
Pop machine filling, ready and willing, Crown Royal swilling, yo' we jus' chillin'! | |||
CN Tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, Cannon defending, many patents pending; | |||
Coke machine wiring, world take-over conspiring, instrument acquiring, fear inspiring, introduction is tiring; | |||
Seven year old Scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME! | |||
Vanier Cup rejecting, premium beer selecting, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin; | |||
Wheel of Fortune spinning, stereo winning; Swiss Chalet eating, Santa Claus greeting, Atrium meeting, Smash Bros. beating; | |||
Mad integrating, Nathan Phillips skating, Aramark hating, triple X rating; | |||
Yonge St. cruising, Varsity Bluesing, music abusing, ear drum bruising, Blue Jay enthusing, Iron Ring perusing, Hart House Farm carousing, Rum & Coke oozing, referee accusing; | |||
Gamecube playing, Trogdor slaying, artsie laying, fine paying; Police escorting, lecture aborting, broomball sporting, cheerleader courting; S-Dance boating, Homecoming floating, proxy voting, sticker coating; | |||
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, movie delaying; Football loss cheering, spaghetti monster fearing, alumni suds beering, fire bell searing; Pride Parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, mustache riding; Queens Golden showering, Sourpuss souring, gin devouring, F! deflowering; Funeral halting, mascot assaulting, beverage malting, artsie insulting; | |||
CN | CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre for information Technology, Ontario University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina streetcar and Sheppard subway OPENING... AND SUBWAY CLOSING! | ||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad! Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society, and White Noise Brigade! | |||
Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad | |||
Renegade Musical Terrorists, Marching Gregorian Chant Society and White Noise Brigade! | |||